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    Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    What happens after a fender bender in an accident porn area? Scene Two?
    That Duracell meme can be enlarged to cover what is really under your hood.
    Rednecks raid Area 51 to create cool Luke Skywalker pickups.
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    • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
      I'd like to have one of them there "Skywalker Pickups".
      Have that "3D printed then attach the print under the hood to look real!
      PS, did you like? should read 3, if you did. The program has been cheating us out of that lately. You start off with "2" if you just lay and wait in "New".
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        During the Nineties I'm very certain my speed got clocked from the air while driving through the Florida Panhandle while taking my kids to Panama City Beach.
        A female state trooper all alone standing by the highway near her cop car waved for me to pull over and told me precisely how fast I was going. Within 5 minutes I'm back on the road with a ticket.
        Well, dammit, let's have fun, kids.
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        • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
          Mash that peddle boy! been there.
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 4 days ago
            I can't drive 55 on an interstate. Got good at "line of traffic" blending in with speeders on the fast lane.
            When all alone? The dino cools it, waiting to blend in again. Never got a ticket doing that. Kinda fun too.
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          • Posted by AmericanWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
            True story was on the Francis Scott Key Bridge, yes that one coming from a little country bar on Pulaski Highway, fast car no one on the road EXCEPT for a city Police office who actually yes actually stopped me on the down side to the south. Considered myself lucky as my friend in the passenger seat was saying I'm going to be sick...all I could say was NOT NOW....speeding ticket PBJ...no drinking...whew...Thank you my Guardian Angel!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    All excellent and made my day! Thanks OUC! OK, now for a couple of true tales that relate to #2 and #3. I know some state troopers from different states and over a camp fire they told me some stories and here's two.

    I'll call the first one "Bad Move": A young driver with NY plates was speeding through Atlanta when a Georgia trooper pulled him over and admonished him by saying, "Nobody speeds through Atlanta like that", and the smart ass responded with, "Why not? Sherman did!". Heh heh, the judge will love this one. See you in court, sonny.

    The second one I'll call "Good Move". A speeder was pulled over by a trooper on the Southern Tier expressway in NY and the officer opened with, "Ok, son, show me your pilots license." The young man reached over to the passenger seat and produced an actual pilots license. The officer laughed and said this was the first time he'd had this happen so he gave the fellow a warning and let him go - this time.

    Again, thanks OUC!
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    • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
      I could have use that pilots license back in the day . . . all 4 of my wheels rarely touched the ground at the same time . . .

      I once got pulled over on I95, my buddy was with me, the cop sarcastically asked after giving me a ticket, "Still in a hurry Now?" My buddy said Yea, we are! . . . my hand on his shoulder prevented him from saying anything more . . .The Cop let us go and followed us until we got off the hyway.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 2 weeks, 6 days ago
    Never used a radar detector because I am one. First hubby got two speeding tickets before he started listening to me :)
    All good ones again, ouc, but my favorites are the redneck space speeder and the the "because I let you...". They both remind me of my son!
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