Good for you, Dino

In my case, "THE STRAP!".

Meme #1 made me think of my ex. So did the one with the birds in it. Toward the end of that bumpy ride, me dino appreciates the fact that she chose to move to the living room couch of her own accord.
A few short years later after she drove off her next hubby, my kids came over for the weekend. Learned one told his mom I had come into some money (no, I'm not a millionaire) and she came close to having a hissy fit.
To this very day, all I can say about that is . . . tee-hee!

Cringing and laughing at the same time, OUC! Uh yeahhhh, no need for professional psychobabble when I was growing up, either, because mom and dad had the situation well in hand.