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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 months, 3 weeks ago
    Well, me dino is dead sure he is an optimist. Especially if I'm opening another bottle of Carlo Rossi sangria. The red regular kind the winery started out with.
    As for the meme with the upside down fat girl, I had to read the whole thing before I realized that she was.
    The fat baby running from the really fat dude after the KFC bucket reminded me when my grown kids were little and I was in my car a McDonald's making an order on the intercom for all of us.
    That became difficult because a kid inside was screaming his heab off about "I wanna Happy Meal! Wah! I wanna Happy Meal! Happy Meal! Waaaah!" Happy Meal!" and that kid kept screaming for a Happy Meal way longer than I wrote.
    Me dino learned something from that. I learned why a McDonalds Happy meal is called a McDonalds Happy Meal. Otherwise~~"WAAAAH!"
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 4 months, 3 weeks ago
    Whenever I see Krispy Kreme Christie...

    I think of John Candy in Stripes:

    I swallowed a lot of aggression... And pizzas, too!

    When I learned his father sold Ice Cream...
    I instantly knew.. Why his father died poor! :-)
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 4 months, 3 weeks ago
    My cat tries to trip me and he bites me after I put his food out for him. I've not figured out the biting, except that he is an intact feral tom. "Go eat your food!" -- "No, I have to bite your leg first."
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