"Keep your asses out of the road" (final words on the subject) is what made me laugh.

OK, splatter made me actually laugh out loud at work!

Thanks OUC for another hilarious grouping (and with none of the anti-Semitic garbage memes someone posted elsewhere here.) 'Stealing some of these, definitely. The Jim Beam version of the woodchuck thing is particularly cool, especially for us pun-addicts.

These were EXTRA AWESOME

Commence the thawing out of Jimi Hendrics . . .

Awesome!

Can't stop laughing over Jim Beam or is that Jim beam? Hey where was Scotty while all this was going on?

RIP Jimi! Hey wait... If Jimi was just frozen by Jabba, then maybe we can get Jimi back!!!!

Yes it was. LMAO and cursing my reading glasses!

That was: All Lives "SPLATTER"!

A treasure trove of laughter! Sharing them all, especially All Lives Matter. If I wasn't going Grey I would make one for my pick-up: )

LMAO

The Star Trek one really tickled my laugh button first. Rest were icing on the cake. Thanks!

Me dino had a big fat gut feeling my big fat boo boo would get fixed.
Anyone wanna know what my big fat boo boo was?
That would be telling. Too bad.

Headed there now . . .

Thank you Brother ! My favorite was the solar electric chair.
Next the fake news costume. All good. I posted some memes also that you will like .My Memes are titled name one country that…….

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Posted by $ allosaur 33 minutes ago
As the colonel said at the end of The Bridge Over River Kwai, "What have I done?"
And I don't even have a plunger to drop dead on in order to blow the bridge.
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Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 hour ago
Believe it or not . . .

PS . . . when you get a chance, bring you curser down here and hit the back button a million times. Of course, you could also write a short fiction story in the space between here and UP THERE .
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Posted by $ allosaur 59 minutes ago
First time I ever thought Fake News could be a kid's Halloween costume.
Me dino thinks anyone who tattoos anything above their shoulders, wears a ring in their nose or wears anything stuffed inside a gross hollowed out earlobe is saying to the world, "Please, don't hire me so I can sponge."
Once again I'm reminded that an allosaur has by far better ascetically pleasing arms than a T-Rex.
Cremation is a good way to make an ash of yourself.
From now on any time I see a metal statue, I'll think of never owing money to Jabba The Hutt.
And it never dawned on me that forgiving enemies could be an act of passive aggression: for example, "Hey, I forgive you. Bwahaha!"

all were great but as an owner of a macaw, them doing doing, Let's go Brandon was great lol

As the colonel said at the end of The Bridge Over River Kwai, "What have I done?"
And I don't even have a plunger to drop dead on in order to blow the bridge.

Believe it or not . . .

PS . . . when you get a chance, bring you curser down here and hit the back button a million times. Of course, you could also write a short fiction story in the space between here and UP THERE .

I am soooooo glad I am NOT a Cricket!