Well, first they targeted and got rid of Joe.
Trump was one of the few to stand beside this patriot.
But we have been systematically targeted.

You know….think about THAT for a bit…..the same state that elected Joe Arpaio cheated Kari Lake……tell me again about how we are “winning”.

Hall and Oats reference was great!

Standard old fashioned tail gate.
Usually what happens is I leave the gate down and back up to a loading dock or pile of gravel and misjudge the distance.
On my way to pick up a load of stone dust for the patio.

I don't even want to hazard a guess as to what one of those new fancy multi-use step tailgates cost. My son-in-law who's a building contractor and actually uses his truck very heavily his tailgate is electric it cranks itself up and down God help you if you're back into something and damage that.

add the piranhas to the water and keep recycling as well as someone mentioned lol

See? This is why I love the Gulch. It's a wellspring of knowledge! LOL!

Unfortunately, once they are fed, they sleep it off. With these numbers... We would need a LOT of alligators.

I got a better idea. Before we let them in.
We give them EVERY VACCINE Our children get, through their entire life... IN ONE SHOT.
That includes The Jab and 3 boosters, and the new FLU shot, and the New Jab, and the new RSV shot...

We televise this. And we put them aside for 2 weeks. And give them their boosters (Regardless of health status at the time).
If they survive that... Great, give them a court date.
The ones that don't survive... Well, they are not exempted from suing the Drug Companies... I am not 100% sure their will be lawyers lining up to take those cases... But I am pretty confident.

Oh, and we stop giving them a place to live, or money. I think Joe in Arizona had a tent setup for the prisoners... Then after they get their court date, and ONLY if we allow them in... Do they get to go anywhere. And I don't care if it takes 7 years.

Naw, you didn't . . . LMAO

Ok gotta share how I learned the word “merkin”. This seems an appropriate time. 😁

So there we were, a bunch of cavalry scouts stationed at fort hood on an afternoon with nothing going on and not in the field. So I come up with the bright idea of opening the dictionary to a random page and random word on the page. Then we add that word to our vocabulary. Yes this was actually well received.

So the third or fourth word was merkin. You can imagine what a bunch of bored recon soldiers thought of that word and how we burned it into our vocabulary.

We were informed a day or so later we were not to play that “game” anymore or at least not unleash what we learn in formation on command officers. 🤣

Not me. Every new pickup I've bought over the last 40 years, the shinny new paint lasted about a month before the scratches and dents start showing up. The back window gets punched out within about 5 years from firewood or some such thing getting tossed in a little too carelessly. My new truck is about two years old and the roof is already dented in. Haven't wrecked the tail gate yet. Get it time, it's bound to happen.

LOL . . .

Yup, you are right. They didn’t eat meat.

Could be. I really don’t know. I need to look into that.

Responses from the interweb, put your drink down for the first one ;

1) My understanding was that it was because they both "eat wood"

2) Etymology Online offers that beaver in the gynecological sense is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.

3) Therefore, pubic wigs, called merkins, were manufactured for the prostitutes. These merkins were made out of beaver pelts. Hence the term beaver.
Note: some "Merkins" were made in the shape of a Triangle!

High school boys? Really? LMAO

I thought they were vegans. Much like Elephants ?

Oh, for sure! We would be tasty morsels to them.

Wonder how that one got started.

Rangers and F150s myself and use em the way they were meant to be used. My current ranger (07) is my F150 now days, quite often carries a Ton of Wood, Rock or mulch. 269,000 on the OD.
Sold the F150 plow truck with over 500,000 miles on it, still see it from time to time.

LOL, yeah we laughed about that in high school back in the '60s. Amazing it's still relevant! You'd think the modern generations wouldn't get it.

Funny thing is this "sissy"..... "I can't stand to have anything happen to my big ol manly pick-em-up-truck".... guy, runs the risk of scratching it carrying a board like that!....BTW, before anyone casts aspersions about me, I have a 2006 Chevy crew cab and the bed is all dented up on the inside from hauling firewood! It's a 3rd vehicle for us but we use ours.

Ya think they ate meat? . . .

Go easy on the "Beaver" Tonite . . .

Spot on, hadn't thought about that.