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  • Posted by $ blarman 1 week, 2 days ago
    I have to quibble with some of these.

    1) Dinosaurs actually had an extensive bureaucracy. They continuously denied the incoming asteroid as "fake news" - until it was too late.
    2) Mammals didn't have to contract with aliens. They knew that the dinosaurs' bureaucracy would eventually doom them so they escaped to their own Gulch.
    3) The crater in Arizona is the original location of the dinosaur bureaucracy. Their collective minds exploded when they realized Reality didn't care about their feelings. The mound in Australia used to be twice this high and housed the Mammalian Gulch. They collapsed it shortly after the disasters to hide the evidence as they went out to claim the world.
    4) The Arrakian Sand worms used up all the available Spice on Planet Earth to fold space and leave just before the asteroid impacted. They're currently gathering more to try to find another planet to move to. They just want to be left alone.

    Thanks! I'll be here all... year ;)
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