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TGIFfunnies 6/30/23 EDITION: Rolling On The Floor ?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years ago to Humor
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I hope so . . .be careful while swimming in the Gatoraid!


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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 years ago
    LMAO and ROTF. as well. So, what will Dan Brown name his next book? How about
    Crypto-reo Demons.and Tracking Cookies?
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 2 years ago
    These are all great. Thanks!
    If I had to pick a favorite it would be the Clinton one. Obviously, he has had too much Bud Light.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years ago
    Nice ones, OUC! I'll keep my eye out for the Woad Work signs. I've had Gatorade and fried 'gator and can testify they don't taste the same (like 'em both, though). I could never understand the need for a metallic nose bugger, but lighting one up with 9v would be a hoot. Wasn't that from "The Wizard Of Oz"... OR-RE-OH OhhhhhOhhh OR-RE-OH OhhhhhhOhh!? Not a good choice for duct tape... LOL LOL
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  • Posted by $ 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Oreo is a dip into the distant past as the designs incorporate the Cross of Lorraine (carried by Knights Templar during the Crusades) and the 12 Templar Cross Pattees.

    The Cross of Lorraine design gave rise to the Nabisco logo, which eventually became the European symbol of quality. On the cookie you can see this logo as the circle that contains the brand name Oreo and a line crossed off by two dashes on top. Mind blowing, right?

    Even the four triangles surrounding a dot is a pattern that was associated with the Crusades. It was called the Cross Pattee. This symbol distinguished the Knights from other soldiers when they embedded it on their attire.

    There is whole debate as to how our favorite cookie got its name. Continuing the Templar association, some claim that Oreo is made of ‘Or’ and ‘Eo,’ the former meaning dawn or light in Hebrew and the latter meaning the same in Greek. Another theory proposes that ‘re’ is pulled from the word ‘cream’ and then inserted between the two O’s of ‘chocolate.’ Thus, O-RE-O. Interesting, correct?

    Well, you can buy whichever theory best suits you, while I go and buy another packet of Oreo!

    https://doyouremember.com/53330/hidde...
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  • Posted by $ 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Yea . . .

    I wonder if somewhere on that oreo cookie is the answer to your question: AI android or Human, . . .which way will the cookie crumble?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    9 Volt reminds me of a short very pretty brunette with big brown eyes in her early twenties working at the independent Hill's Foodland grocery store three blocks from here.
    Besides her metal nose hose, she has a horizontal tattooed line of some kinda weird writing near the back of her neck.
    Got to thinking maybe she's an AI android. Instead of coffee, she just needs a 9 volt zap to get her up in the morning.
    But if she is indeed human, me old dino has no idea why she thought it smart to screw up her looks.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years ago
    Me dino wonders how many college students would sign a petition to save alligators from being made into GatorAid.
    Me dino ate two leftover porkchops today. Later today I bought three more. Those are in the freezer because yesterday I bought barbecue pork ribs alaredy cooked at~wait for it~PigglyWiggly!
    Ribs are in the fridge. All I got to do is microwave them until hot tomorrow,
    Elmer Fudd speak reminds me of spending a highschool year at a military naval academy. A kid that was a cadet ensign told my class, "You will obey all miwatawee wules and wegawations."
    On the first day another kid with a speech impediment told my parents, "I just wuv it here at Admiral Fairygut Academy." That's Farragut~not Fairygut! But Mama thought he was cute.
    Those were the only two kids there with a speech impediment but that was not the only reason I didn't care to spend another year there.
    At least it kinda prepared me for being drafted into the Marines when they were doing that during 1969. Yeah, that's when I was wondering what the Navy Department had against me.
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