America's filthiest jobs... it would definitely be the correct tool for that job.

Au contraire, mon frère... The unfair squares of despair are to tear and share with the nowhere pair that would chair Obummercare...

Hmm... probably government union workers... Cleaning up the Obama mess... I'm heartbroken... It's a crappy job, but somebody has to do it. :)

But, but, Sheryl Crow says we can only use one or two... :(

Yeah, yeah... we know...

Maybe I could get some Dear Leader floor tiles to go around the commode... (the floor would probably cave in...)

Now *that* is a dog worth keeping! :-)

Wonder if it would work as a substitute for skeet targets? I remember the days of using Corelle like a Frisbee - at a penny or 2 a pop at the local St. Vinnies/Goodwill, they were cheaper at the time than their clay pigeon counterparts...

My dog really didn't mind, he once pissed on a local Lib while out on a walk. The good news is the acid destroyed the image, then I threw the damn thing away.

+1. Just the thought of that face... there... makes me kinda sorta want to projectile vomit...

Great story, and would have loved to see the expressions, once discovered. :-)

I'd rather get... pierced.....there

Snort, me too lol :-)

Even bettah!

Or TP public housing :)

"Can you spare a square?"

Lol, I'll give you a pass... This time!
;-)

TP a progressive's house?

Honestly, now... do you *really* want to rub *that* on your "tender bits"?

E-w-w-w-w...

Someone gave me a roll of this stuff, I can't even remember who. I'm pretty sure it was conceived by one of O's supporters and put in the marketplace to entice people like us to actually buy it. When we do, this gives them something to prove that we are less than we profess to be. I've never used it, except once. We were at someone's house, someone who's mind is about 180 degrees from everything we believe in. I found their out of the way private bathroom that they would never have expected anyone in the group to ever be in. I just added a few wraps of this special paper to the roll that was hanging and quietly made my way back into the group. I'm curious but have never heard a word about it, and probably never will. It just gives me something to snicker about on occasion. I'd never use something this sick "wittingly" however. I just thought I'd save the rest of it for my grandchildren to sell on eBay 50 years from now. They can sell it with my film roll from ASII, and perhaps my wife's Rearden Bracelet.

Think of the poor people working in the local sewer treatment plant that would be subjected to that...

More like Unholy Cr@p...

Problem is, the guys would stop aiming for the water, and aim for the roll instead... My floor would be ruined in a matter of days... no, hours...

Big Brother is watching YOU.

That's the problem with the new sub-micro surveillance cameras... you just never know where they'll roll up...

I feel really bad for the dog... imagine, having to look at that every time he had to "go"...

Far less coarse, harsh, and irritating... and far more effective.