I have two (unused) rolls of it. I saw it in Spencers, and someone gave me a roll. I figured that, for Obama, I should return the favor, for what he is doing to us. I'll probably never use it, but as they say "it's the thought that counts."

Holy Crap!!! {sorry} :^)

That's about all you could do to make it productive... Laughing.

Wipe up the rim?

Ready, aim...

The real problem is that I would have to look at it every time I used the bathroom, and I hate having to take a laxative.

There would be pleasure in flushing... :)

At first I thought it was stamps... Lol ! What a waste of paper... How could anyone hang that in their bathroom... I'd be sick.

I would prefer that roll of toilet paper to be a string of mugshots for high crimes and treason against a constitutional republic. That toilet paper IS sold, I think, in a set of three rolls. That selection comes with a mail order catalog called "Things You Do Not Know Exist" or something like that.

A friend thought it would be joke to give me a OZero imaculation plate for Christmas. I placed it on the ground next to a post so my dog could pee on it every day.

Agreed. The rash would be much less.

Hahahahaha!! Almost got coffee all over the place...

A new approach by the NSA?

Nope. Poison ivy would be preferable.

It certainly is! Talk about clenching up.

This is an insult to ass holes everywhere.

Even the bears wouldn't use this stuff.