How To Know It's Valentine's Day

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago to Humor
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Over ten years ago on another internet site, I was a friend of a lady who was dating a dude.
On a February Fourteenth he came knocking without so much as a Valentine's Day card.
All he had was a smile on his face.
Until she told him to get lost.
And he did.
The End
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-valentines-day-know-the-signs

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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 1 year, 3 months ago
    Always amazed on these "Holidays" that it seems only to go one direction. I have been married 40 years, but I personally never seem to have a wedding anniversary. Only the wife seems to have them.
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    • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 3 months ago
      I got the BEST GIFT EVER.
      My wife forgot our first Anniversary, and I didn't.

      24yrs of Free Passes on that one folks.

      She was busy taking care of the baby, lost track of the dates... She's the one who always remembers birthdays. I still have to look at my DL to find mine... LOL
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 year, 3 months ago
    I got engaged on Valentine’s Day. My ring is beautiful. My husband is more of a romantic that I ever could be. Over the years he has never forgotten Valentine’s Day. I have gotten cards, flowers, candy, and dinners in nice restaurants. Now he is in a nursing home. I took him a card and a box of chocolates. He cried that he didn’t get me anything. I reminded him of all the times that he did. It was a bittersweet day for the both of us.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 year, 3 months ago
    Babylon Bee has the right of it. LMAO
    Food is always a good idea for Valentine’s Day. We don't get out much these days, so I do some nice cooking on my own. No cards, no flowers (the cats eat them, cards too :) but we exchange our favorite treats--peanut butter cups and strawberry cream chocolate hearts. It works for us.
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