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How To Know It's Valentine's Day

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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Over ten years ago on another internet site, I was a friend of a lady who was dating a dude.
On a February Fourteenth he came knocking without so much as a Valentine's Day card.
All he had was a smile on his face.
Until she told him to get lost.
And he did.
The End


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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I got the BEST GIFT EVER.
    My wife forgot our first Anniversary, and I didn't.

    24yrs of Free Passes on that one folks.

    She was busy taking care of the baby, lost track of the dates... She's the one who always remembers birthdays. I still have to look at my DL to find mine... LOL
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 2 years, 2 months ago
    I got engaged on Valentine’s Day. My ring is beautiful. My husband is more of a romantic that I ever could be. Over the years he has never forgotten Valentine’s Day. I have gotten cards, flowers, candy, and dinners in nice restaurants. Now he is in a nursing home. I took him a card and a box of chocolates. He cried that he didn’t get me anything. I reminded him of all the times that he did. It was a bittersweet day for the both of us.
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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 2 years, 2 months ago
    Always amazed on these "Holidays" that it seems only to go one direction. I have been married 40 years, but I personally never seem to have a wedding anniversary. Only the wife seems to have them.
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  • Posted by $ gharkness 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    HAHAHAH! Interesting how one chooses a "voice" for someone they've never met. And I don't recall anything you ever said that would indicate male or female. It's just the "voice" I always read your comments in. Now I gotta go find a different voice!
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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 2 months ago
    Babylon Bee has the right of it. LMAO
    Food is always a good idea for Valentine’s Day. We don't get out much these days, so I do some nice cooking on my own. No cards, no flowers (the cats eat them, cards too :) but we exchange our favorite treats--peanut butter cups and strawberry cream chocolate hearts. It works for us.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I learned the basics in college, too, but later I learned to cook better than most restaurant chefs.
    If I want to impress, I take a date to dinner at my place.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I taught myself how to cook in college when I rented a trailer without a TV so I could study by myself a heck of a lot better. My grades went up too.
    I cook by keeping it simple. Never have baked a cake or a pie. Why should I? I can always buy one but I avoid doing that because I'm a Type 2 diabetic.
    It's been years but me dino soon to turn 76 have baked 4 or 5 turkeys with the same kind of stuffing my dear departed mother used.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, your gender guess is correct, and
    I just wanted to go out to eat alone.
    V-day is not a good time to do that. ;^)
    I don't go near a stadium on game day either.
    Not a big issue now.
    It was less convenient before I had learned to cook well.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Let the lady chose what she wants to eat, you silly.
    That way, if she doesn't like it, it can't be your fault.
    Unless you're a lady. So far I've been thinking you're a guy.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 2 months ago
    You mean, other than the fact that the cost of a meal at my favorite restaurant is triple the normal price and they want me to eat things I don't like?
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