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TGIFfunnies 11/25/22 EDITION Somewhere over the Rambo lurks the Dumb Ages.

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 week, 5 days ago to Humor
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago
    Somewhere Over The Rambo gave me a chuckle for some stupid reason.
    Me dino never thought of meatier pronounced the same as meteor before.
    The smell of a mowed lawn making a vegan's mouth begin to water caused me to think of my only lib of four brothers living out his retirement with a girlfriend who doesn't believe in marriage.
    She's a vegan and my skinny lib bro acts like a vegan when he's with her.
    Should he come for a visit alone, I've noticed that he will wolf down a hamburger like it is the yummyist thing in the world.
    Recall him once telling me he does not have a problem with a woman who does not shave her armpits and her legs.
    A year later his woman came for a visit to a house by a Florida lake my family owns during a good ole' summer time. Guess what I saw?
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    • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 week, 5 days ago
      Ugh for some reason an image of multiple hags like the evil one and Pillosi, waters , Pocahontas, Kameltoe, Frankenstein, AOC , Omar, and more yuk…. At least I don’t discriminate these vile shitbags come from every race.
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago
        Regardless of race, it's easy for me dino to imagine a stinky patch of slimy green hair is on all their backs.
        It's evidence that extraterrestrial humanoid walking erect lizard people reside hidden inside their pseudo-human forms nonetheless deliberately designed to look warped by an abstract artist who is a brain-eater from Venus..
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        • Posted by Susanart19523rtf 1 week, 5 days ago
          This describes an episode of Dr Who. Have you ever seen this show? The episode had them eating humans, climbing inside and zipping up.
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago
            Me dino watched it during 1980 when I lived in Laurel, Mississippi, for about 6 months. Don't recall lizard people in that show.
            Got kinda hooked but then I left. Time went by before I noticed it elsewhere. Dr. Who was another actor. Watched an episode but lost interest.
            Time went by again. Noticed it on elsewhere. Yet another actor yet again. Wasn't impressed.
            Vaguely recall reading a tongue-in-cheek theory about certain politicians being cold-blooded space alien lizards in disguise.
            Maybe it was here where I've been 8 years 11 months. Our senile crook Puppet-In-Chief only has 5 years on old dino.
            Uh . . . uh . . . hey, where am I? What am I doing here? Susan, can I call you Jack?
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        • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 week, 5 days ago
          That explains a lot.
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago
            Absolutely. Because I am a Marine who is always a Marine and who was drafted in 1969 because the USMC had a supply clerk shortage and also holds a Troy State University BS degree in journalism (and that ain't no bullSchiff), you are required to value every word I wrote above as absolutely factual.
            Oh, and anyone who disagrees with me is a racist.
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  • Posted by fairbro 1 week, 5 days ago
    These are hilarious. They remind me of Rush, with his insightful sardonicism, could make me break out laughing, spewing my food all over the steering wheel...Wish he was still here, sigh
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  • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
    Putting together leftover memes, (it is thanksgiving, you know) This is how it's done:
    1)Gun tottin hero gone OZ
    2)load amunition
    3)UPS Job offer
    4)Deliveries by UPS
    5)Speaking of letters and words...
    6)Comercial Break - Inner skull Staff Meeting. (Hey, maybe that's what is happening to LG Brandon?)
    7)Live Beef on a Carcabob
    8)Cooked Beef authentication techniques
    9)Ancient Beef
    10)Vegetarian
    11)Blaming a vege for what a donut wouldn't do
    12)Giving Thanks for TOUCHING MY FOOD!
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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 week, 5 days ago
    I really think the alarm over COVID has ended. I had Thanksgiving at my grandson's $200,000 home and he poured a glass of wine for me, tested it to see if it was too sweet for me, and then handed me the glass. So I drank it. He's the one with the big degree from college! N
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
      Send him this and watch it yourself too. https://rumble.com/embed/pj.v1to6s2/
      Might be posting it soon.

      So, did you show him the Thanksgiving in the Swamp?
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      • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 week, 5 days ago
        I knew most of this information, but not the degree shown. How can such genocide happen under our nose, in front of our lying eyes? Now I know who is doing the lying and who I distrust to such a degree that every thing these celebrities say, I believe the opposite to be the truth, devil worshipping SoB's that they are.
        I believe it was Doctor Judy Malkovich (Grad student of Dr. 'Evil' Fauci in 1980's) who sounded the alarm in 2020, predicting with great accuracy what, when and how this would happen. She was discredited and canceled by the deep state to such a degree it is almost impossible to find an unbiased story on her (100%) prophecy. Cognitive dissonance reigned supreme. Dr Malkovich is also the Dr. who exposed the bad 'science" of Dr Evil's AIDS research and the contaminated blood supply that resulted in the late 1980's. Dr Malkovich was held in jail without trial, bail or even being charged with a crime, her lab raided, all her research destroyed. She was told she would remain in jail for the rest of her life if she told what actually happen in her AIDS research. She lied to get out of prison, but it took years before she dared to speak out until the covid bioweapon plandemic went down. She had to speak out, damn the torpedos.
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 1 week, 5 days ago
    I like the last one regarding touching the food best. But I do have a drill that uses that same battery and felt the same way but I soon quit when I tapped it against my head to make sure it was engaged. Should have had a hard hat on I guess. 😉
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
      That's funny...I too have those tools and batteries...I used to work for DeWalt...some of the best years and job of my life. My tools and batteries are now almost 20 years old and still working well.

      You can still get the ole 18 volt batteries at Home Depot.
      Beware of copy cats, (look the same without the DeWalt identification) they are a bear to remove from the tool.
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      • Posted by 73SHARK 1 week, 5 days ago
        I got my set of DeWalt tools (1/2" drill, 6 1/2" saw, & two batteries) in hard plastic case as my retirement gift in 2006. The first batteries lasted about a year so I called DeWalt and she asked for the date code. Turned out they were about two years old and she informed me that the NiCds were good for about three years after manufacture whether used or not. She sent me two new ones. I've used generics since those gave out as they're about 1/2 price but it's hard to find NiCds now as most are NiMH. They'll work but the charger won't recognize when they are going bad.
        I did find that you can zap each cell with several volts higher (I used a 9V) than the cell, it blasts the dendrites that have started shorting the cell.
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        • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
          Most of my Bats are at least 15 years old and will do a hard days work. I have most of the power tools DeWalt made up until 09 when we all got laid off with a one year of severance pay. We all kept the tools. 3 drills, impact, (which I use mostly) circular saw, recip, bat and plug in, plug in impact, jig, grinder, bat and plug, 16" slide miter, plainer, routers and a few unique B&D tools that just won't die. Must have at least 12 18v bats, two 14vs and 2 12vs. I have replaced 2 18s so far.
          They made us give back the 36volt tools...damn, they were my favs...kicked the competitions ass with those...still have 2 36v bats and a charger and can't find a used 36v tool to use them with.
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          • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
            Now that B&D/DeWalt have merged with Standley here in CT, I am not sure they are the HQ unique tools they used to be but the ones at work, (Killingworth True Value) seem to work fine.
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