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San Francisco To Approve Killer Robo Cops

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to News
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No, this ain't The Babylon Bee. Not even Fake News. Just news.
Ain't all the neat stuff we can do with technology these days just wonderful?
So what could possibly go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UNJN...


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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL! Been such a long time since I saw that flick I completely forgot about this scene,
    Biden in the same scene would be moving slower, trudging about in a forward tilt and wearing one of his stupid-looking grins the whole time.
    Exiting the scene as bullets splatter ice cream all about, Biden would be saying, "Uh, where am I? What am I doing here?"
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If I was writing an illustrated "Book Of Popular Sayings," me dino thinks I described a picture beside "You can't fix stupid."
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino just imagined Joe Biden tilted too far to one side while bouncing on a pogo stick and slobbering on an ice cream cone..
    As for his tilting too far to one side, you may have seen that senile old coot crash a bicycle.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If the facts in the story are straight, I can sympathize with Dallas policemen who don't want to get shot.
    Me dino was a state maximum security prison corrections officer for 21 years. Once at my annual advanced training (two weeks a year) I was asked what I wanted to get out of a day's work. I said I wanted to go home looking the same as when I began each shift.
    On the other hand, I can see the potential of authoritarian abuse and nasty glitches when it comes to using robots.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Arrested San Fran-sicko lawbreakers only needs to pray that an arresting killer robo cop won't (fatal for them) glitch when it tells them to "comply or die."
    They will know that the jail has a revolving door anyway.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
    It comes as no surprise that this wonderful idea would be put in real place in San Francisco, the homeplace of idiots. It fits right in, the robot doesn't have to be able to think. N
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 2 years, 5 months ago
    San Fran has been stupid-on-a-pogo-stick for decades. Anything goes. Now they want to just start mowing down the homeless they invited to live and poop on the sidewalks?
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Just wearing a MAGA cap would become a "legalized" death sentence for being such a mean "trigger."
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The only thing the Constitution is to lefties is the biggest roadblock to their agenda. So creating something that denies anything in that document wouldn't mean Jack Crap to them.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 2 years, 5 months ago
    Let me see...what movie, or novel was that?

    In the story, the police use small robots to track down dangerous criminals and inject lethal doses of morphine into them.

    One poor sap gets the poke because the cops failed to locate their actual suspect, but needed a target for national TV to broadcast.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 5 months ago
    Next, they will show a video of 3 homeless people mugging a conservative....

    And the robot stepping in to Kill the Conservative (who was clearly the aggressor to the liberal programmed AI), and helping remind the homeless where this person is likely hiding extra money in their right shoe, based on real-time data maintained on everyone... Then walking away...
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 5 months ago
    They'll be used to attack people's homes with firearms. That's how they'll disarm everyone. They're working hard on this problem. They can't easily go door to door and disarm people without a lot of blood. They must find a way to use force.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    All I need, is this ice cream cone. Just the ice cream cone. Nothing else...aaaaaand...Hunter's laptop. Just the ice cream cone and Hunter's laptop. Nothing else...aaaand....
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Bet our senile Puppet-In-Chief would aim a gun at a killer robo cop if one of his handlers told him to do it.
    Me dino just imagined Joe wearing one of his goofy smiles while (as he has so weirdly whispered during speeches) whispering, "Stick 'em up, Jack!"
    Ah, now something to add to that picture. He's only aiming that gun with one hand because he is repeatedly licking an ice cream cone held by the other.
    Now a scene from Steve Martin's "The Jerk" jumped forth from my memory banks. All I've described above is going on but now Biden's pants have fallen all the way down to the ground.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yikes! Me dino was not thinking of the Terminattor flicks (and I've seen all of them) until now.
    Yes, lets trust a computer system with taking over and running all those killer Robo Cops.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    More than likely and nationwide with the same corruptly politicized DOJ we currently have.
    Definitely should the swampy enemies of We The People achieve one-party rule into perpetuity.
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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 2 years, 5 months ago
    What about the U.S. Constitution's provision that no citizen "shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law"?--Of course, if it is emergency self-defense, that is one thing. But if the robot is some distance from the flesh-and-blood cop being attacked, "emergency self-defense" might not apply. So what justice could there be in giving a machine a "license to kill"?
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  • Posted by jack1776 2 years, 5 months ago
    This is great, love technology... one question, can we have Biden demo the disarming function?
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