Galt's Gulch

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  • Posted by fivedollargold 11 years, 2 months ago
    I believe his real-nomen is Richard Trickle. Has Dick filed an environmental-impact statement? Is this considered hazardous waste? Has he conducted product safety testing? Is he planning to sell franchises? Is he providing hands-on assistance to persons with physical disabilities? Does he have a business license? Does he have a written policy on sexual harassment? Does he sell to undocumented students? Luckily, he isn't based in New York City, so Mayor Dumbberg won't be able to ban large size "product."
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  • Posted by UncommonSense 11 years, 2 months ago
    Would he be open to other services? Like Hot Wax, lubrication, bondage items, etc?
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    • Posted by khalling 11 years, 2 months ago
      he'll have to raise capital. I see inventory stock issues within a dorm room" office"
      maybe get an employee he'll have to provide health insurance for
      the school is going to shut him down for running a business on university property
      as part of the investigation into his illegal operation of a business on school property, his existing inventory will be seized
      widespread pregnancies will break out
      the university will run their own operation of selling emergency condoms and you will be allowed to put the cost on your U-Bill by scanning your student ID.
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      • Posted by UncommonSense 11 years, 2 months ago
        That's pretty insightful. My ulterior motive was to get this guy to start offering such stuff & then call the police & explain 'some weirdo going around the college armed (keyword) with hot wax, chains, rope, condoms, & whatever else...needs to be checked out' It's sort of like the moment in American Pie 2 (?) where the guy was walking around on the roof with his hands glued to his unit and the other hand glued to a magazine/movie? Hilarious.
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        • Posted by khalling 11 years, 2 months ago
          ah yes. American Pie. classic stuff.
          we should add kama sutra books which are currently available in the college bookstore for the human sexuality class the nursing students are required to take, but qualifies for two science credits so attracts other students and sells for 150.00 because there's a lab booklet included-but he'll deliver to your emergency for only a lending fee and it will be hygienically "sealed" by a little band of paper-you know like the ones they put on toilets in hotel rooms-
          he really should have consulted us when putting his business plan together
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