Of course! Minorities feelings are always first.

lol- you're on a roll-except I bet they don't care if he sells to "students" with expired Visas.

"Hands-on assistance" ~ That's a laugh...e.g., "Hey buddy, can you help me put on one of those Magnums?" LOL HAHAHAHAHA.

I believe his real-nomen is Richard Trickle. Has Dick filed an environmental-impact statement? Is this considered hazardous waste? Has he conducted product safety testing? Is he planning to sell franchises? Is he providing hands-on assistance to persons with physical disabilities? Does he have a business license? Does he have a written policy on sexual harassment? Does he sell to undocumented students? Luckily, he isn't based in New York City, so Mayor Dumbberg won't be able to ban large size "product."

Just when I thought I was done commenting for the day..."...sizzle...ow!....stamp!...OW!...." LOL.

Seriously. How about k-y, or motion lotion, (it's the stuff that warms up when you blow on it), feathers. Maybe a goodie box for that special someone? I can come up with all sorts of things...

I have a stamp for that!

I was kidding, but others' implosion plans. after all, you are in St. Louis :)

I admire his audacity, but am not sure on his chosen industry.

Ha. If I were in business, wouldn't know yet, I'd rather tell the folks to head to the local food pantry for assistance. I donate regularly there. With the way things are going these days regarding lack of funding from State and Federal agencies, I wouldn't trust doing business with them if I ran my own company. I wouldn't accept IOU's from them.

dryer sheets. hmm, that's interesting. do you accept SNAP?

ah yes. American Pie. classic stuff.
we should add kama sutra books which are currently available in the college bookstore for the human sexuality class the nursing students are required to take, but qualifies for two science credits so attracts other students and sells for 150.00 because there's a lab booklet included-but he'll deliver to your emergency for only a lending fee and it will be hygienically "sealed" by a little band of paper-you know like the ones they put on toilets in hotel rooms-
he really should have consulted us when putting his business plan together

Nope not me. MY expansion plan deals with bleach, and dryer sheets. Remember the trading with laundry detergent? You at the Laundry mat? Ain't go no money? Want your threads clean? I'm your soap daddy. LOL.

huh. and here I thought of it as purely utilitarian and so therefore not falling under the "emergency" category like the rest of your product expansion plan

depends...pain or pleasure? :S

That's pretty insightful. My ulterior motive was to get this guy to start offering such stuff & then call the police & explain 'some weirdo going around the college armed (keyword) with hot wax, chains, rope, condoms, & whatever else...needs to be checked out' It's sort of like the moment in American Pie 2 (?) where the guy was walking around on the roof with his hands glued to his unit and the other hand glued to a magazine/movie? Hilarious.

wait a minute. what's the hot wax for??

he'll have to raise capital. I see inventory stock issues within a dorm room" office"
maybe get an employee he'll have to provide health insurance for
the school is going to shut him down for running a business on university property
as part of the investigation into his illegal operation of a business on school property, his existing inventory will be seized
widespread pregnancies will break out
the university will run their own operation of selling emergency condoms and you will be allowed to put the cost on your U-Bill by scanning your student ID.

Would he be open to other services? Like Hot Wax, lubrication, bondage items, etc?

I like the part where he runs on his delivery-EMERGENCY!

where's my point?