World Panics As Science Announces His Retirement

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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The entire world is in a panic since Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, announced his retirement in December.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-panic-as-science-announces-retirement

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    Posted by $ Abaco 1 month ago
    Better not argue with him. As he said himself - That's basically arguing with science.

    If I was in a room with somebody who said that I'd probably punch them in the face...
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 month ago
    “Please retain your documents.”
    (Whispers): He’s not going to retain his documents.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month ago
      "Hello, Mr. Shredder. Yes, my, oh, so indispensable good friend, here I come yet again."
      (These words accompanied by some squishy creepzoid that is a science fiction substance dragging itself across a floor as bats chirp and wolves howl in the distance).
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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 1 month ago
    Well, what have we here? A 21st-century Louis XIV? "L'état, c'est moi, I believe he said, (translated: "I am the state.") But the arrogance of government officials in the United States of America is astounding.
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