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TGIFfunnies 9/2/22 EDITION Funny HOW?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 10 months ago to Humor
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The Nuts are plentiful at this time of year.
*[The Yellen one was created upon request, enjoy]


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  • Posted by $ pixelate 2 years, 10 months ago
    My Favorites: Bill Mahar as a Pirate, The Shit Zoo, The Tail wagging the Dog.
    Thank you Carl.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    At least the article is on the money about sociopaths. They are often thieves who don't give a damn about anyone but themselves.
    I'd rather be in a cell block filled with medium custody murderers than thieves.
    BTW. the Alabama maximum security prison I worked had a fourth of death row on one side of a cell block and dangerous people in one-man cells on the other. yet its largest population was medium custody inmates. There were three other cell blocks and 6 dorms mostly for medium custody and a handful of minimum custody, who could check out the back gate to do jobs on the grounds and be trusted not to run away.
    A medium custody murderer may be someone who got drunk and accidentally drove into a group of people, punched somebody in a fight who brained himself falling on a rock or became enraged with a wife for just learning she cheated on him.
    Second degree murders are not premeditated. Sometimes nice guys make very bad mistakes.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The word, "sociopath," comes to mind. Is he?
    Me dino is more used to the rotten punk kind I had to deal with when I worked at a maximum custody prison.
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  • Posted by lrshultis 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, lacking ability to make his own choices when he is moral, choosing his own actions, choosing wrong and thus is immoral. Some of his amoral, automatic actions seem to be from a malfunctioning brain.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 2 years, 10 months ago
    Thanks, OUC, as always, for the funnies. Some of these are every bit as real and scary as they are funny.
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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 10 months ago
    Shih tstorm from the shih tzoo.
    But at least Nancy has a special thing for China from her days at the beach. Now that she is older she knows she can't dig a hole and get to China. Though if she thought there was vodka buried it be a different story and she'd be all in.
    The only thing sadder than Biden is Nancy's boobs from those pictures taken in Italy.
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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I hear you. I would guess that he is trying to create a self fulfilling prophecy. DARK TIMES when that's what you get from the POTUS. This POTUS is a POS. That speech was unconscionable except maybe if you are named Adolf Hitler.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I literally went through a 100 pics of Yellen to find that one...couldn't do much else to it except make the nose a bit bumpy.
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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In my case there is some truth to that. Pretty sure not in Joe's case. For one she is as dumb as the proverbial box o rocks, even with her phony doctorate. Number two, Joe don't listen.
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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That be me, Thank you. That is perfect. A perfect resemblance as well. I love it and I greatly need a laugh today.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino thinks he is both, though his senile confusion comes and goes. Quid pro quo career politician Joe has always been an evil crook at least since getting caught plagiarizing something in college, taking showers with a little daughter, sniffing other little kids and getting a large impossible to count number of people killed with policies to advance his party's power. Me dino has been calling him a Puppet-In-Chief but he, lacking morality, is responsible for allowing that.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 years, 10 months ago
    New book title: "Everything smart I know, I was told by my wife!" Coming soon to a library near you!
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  • Posted by lrshultis 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I felt like I was watching an early Hitler stirring up his base while watching Biden's hateful speech Thursday Night. Perhaps Tucker Carlson should have shown it to remove any viewers sitting on the side line believing that Biden is just a confused geriatric man but rather an fully evil irrational man.
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  • Posted by Lucky 2 years, 10 months ago
    I have a suitcase like that!
    Wonder where it is now? Have not seen it recently.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 10 months ago
    Yep, what the Big Boy said, but at least he’s smart enough to know his supporters and handlers are idiots.

    OUC, it’s ok to pm me if you start a new list.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, me dino was wondering about the idiots applauding a wannabe Hitler calling Make America Great Again Americans semi-fascist.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
    "His wife told him." That was really funny.
    What did me dino think when I read "Entrance only do not enter?" It was, oh, yeah, I'm white. I even know I'm a male.
    Big Boy told a truth statement.
    So was what that senile Liar-In-Chief said about his supporters.
    Imagine being the sign language interpreter for, uh, whatsie, whoozie, doozey doo. Hey, Jack, what am I doing here? Oh, yeah, I try to shake hands with ghosts. At least I help to feed that squirrel.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The boy is absolutely demonic, dumber than a rock and should be in an insane asylum.

    What's more disturbing are the people that believe what his mouth said.
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