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Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Ratings

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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The Alternate Title could just as well be "Biden Blames Pollsters For Historic Low Ratings."
While the Blame-Shifter-In-Chief whines, "Aw, c'mon, man! 33 percent? You pollsters can do better than that!"
Take gas prices~~please! Biden has blamed Domestic Big Oil, Putin and even Mom n' Pop convenience store owners trying to survive selling everything sold by their store's skyrocketing prices.
Maybe we should all do as crooked millionaire Quid Pro Quo Joe the "Big Guy" of the Biden Crime Family said. Just knuckle under and buy $65,000 cars with all that printed money we have growing on trees. But you better hurry! As inflation skyrockets, those Teslas will soon cost $75,000, then $85,000, then $95.000. But if you can afford one when the hot price starts to pop financial thermometers for a cool $100,000~~say that's the 2023 Model, think of all neighbors you're gonna impress.
Well, until you file for bankruptcy. That's one way out. And there's all that fentanyl Joe's allowing to flood through the south border.
Suppose all those kids overdosing is all Trump's fault for not finishing the wall.





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  • Posted by $ 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino smoked since I was a teenager. I tried to quit a number of times.
    Finally quit around 2010 when I had my doctor prescribe Chantix. It took about a month.
    Tobacco to me is what alcohol is to an alcoholic.
    Should I smoke anything, I'll be hooked again.
    Read somewhere that tobacco is harder to quit than heroin. Kinda doubt that but I'm not to experiment to find out.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I always thought that was a great quotation, too, jbrenner, and also thought the origin was Twain. Just for the fun of it I looked it up and here's what I found...

    https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/l...

    While we're on Mark Twain, I was recently in a health clinic waiting room and in the hallway are painted the words, attributed to Twain, "Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times."
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years ago
    I must admit I don't sleep as well with this guy in the White House. Every morning I wake up and learn some other sickening thing about him. It may be humor but it ain't funny! Now our poor Governor has had to invoke the 'Invasion' clause of the Constitution to keep us safe in Texas! What next?
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  • Posted by CTYankee44 3 years ago
    Sleepy Joe should contact Quinnipiac. They will run polls for Democrats until they get the desired results. Who needs credibility when you've got poll numbers?
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  • Posted by katrinam41 3 years ago
    The Bee should get some of its ideas from the Gulch! We needed a good laugh today. Tell your dino "thank you!" :)
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  • Posted by coaldigger 3 years ago
    I think he should just send out the numbers he wants. The media would report them and praise the American people for coming to their senses.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Oh, yea... Kamala is hoping the same thing!
    And VP Pelosi who will have her Executed in about 3 heartbeats after Biden steps down... And she goes down in the record books as the first female president.
    But then she HIDES when she hears Clinton won her old seat!
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Dino,
    If it says, first class... Get a box. Fill with baggie with SAND. And plaster that envelope on the box.

    They will deliver it AND CHARGE them postage for the box being returned.

    One guy did it with an ANVIL! LOL
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  • Posted by $ 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino thinks Klueless Kackling Kamala (the queen of word salad speeches) was made vice president to prevent such a predictable ouster from happening.
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  • Posted by $ jdg 3 years ago
    I wonder if enough of our cabinet members can be persuaded to resign that Biden would go too, as Boris Johnson just did.
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