TGIFfunnies 4/22/22 EDITION

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Posted by Dobrien 2 years ago

The way to a womans heart. For some reason I am remembering the ads in comic books selling glasses that gave you x-ray vision.

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  Posted by bobsprinkle 2 years ago
  
  with my imagination I didn't need x-ray glasses.
  
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    Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years ago
    
    In some old movie, they are looking at a naked woman, and the kid says:
    
    Can you imagine those in a sweater...
    
    ROTFLMAO!
    
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      Posted by bobsprinkle 2 years ago
      
      sometimes if there is a coverage,they become "forbidden" and they become even more desirable whoops there goes my imagination again. I'm such a perv.
      
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
        
        I got ya beat...I want to be buried in a bed of boobs when I die...
        
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        Posted by bobsprinkle 2 years ago
        
        OUC.....you kinky ol' fart....wait a minute....where can you buy a "bed of boobies"
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
        
        Donno, but it's in my will...whom ever survives me will have to figure that out...LMAO
        
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      Posted by VetteGuy 2 years ago
      
      I remember that. It was an episode of Happy Days. Potsie said it. Typical Potsie ...
      
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      Posted by Commander 2 years ago
      
      It's good to be ... The Sweater! A loose, very knotty weave.
      
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        Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years ago
        
        My mind went to:
        It's good to be the King (Dom DeLouise), and that reminded me of "Oh, Wash This!" (after he sat on things). LOL
        
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
  
  I wasn't allowed to spend my paper route money to buy those...
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago

I can't help but look at a women's Heart...there's one on each side,..Right?

Maybe that's why the Lord gave us "2" Eyes...

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  Posted by Commander 2 years ago
  
  That sadist only gave one mouth. OH!
  
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    Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
    
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...
    
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      Posted by Commander 2 years ago
      
      And now, the rest of a story.
      
      Soon, Disneyland became a family affair for Wrigley (Dorothy).
      “My daughter became Alice in Wonderland, then she was the first ‘Space Girl’ and married the first ‘Space Man.’ They’ve been married 52 years,” she said.
      
      https://www.desertsun.com/story/life/...
      
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
        
        Dang, a little splash in a pond that created a ripple (that being a semi-forgotten memory pulled out of the back of me dino brain) created yet another memory ripple.
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years ago
        
        You know, it's really a feat of nature that all these folks don't look alike.
        Grampa, daddy, uncle, cousinville. Me and the husband-inlaw think we're close to solving that theorem.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
        
        You have a husband-in-law?
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years ago
        
        My ex-wife remarried almost 20 years ago.
        I know he loves me more than her. He will stop at Fleet Farm and get me a big bag of Wiley Wallaby licorice and nothing for her. Were bosom buddies in a twisted sort of way.
        
        I live a wonderfully weird life
        
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
        
        My ex and I get along far better divorced than married.
        Pretty sure it's because I always paid my child support until the last of three turned 18.
        That was for the sake of the kids~~not for her.
        She actually thought I should keep paying.
        I told her to tell the kids if they really needed something to come see me.
        
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
    
    THAT TOO!
    
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  Posted by kddr22 2 years ago
  
  all better with stereo vision !
  
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Posted by BCRinFremont 2 years ago

Well, you’ve ruined Lucky Charms for me.

Magically Delicious!

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  Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years ago
  
  Blame the Leprechaun... Not the Reporter! LOL
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
    
    Laughing...
    
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Posted by gharkness 2 years ago

These are cute, but quit giving those homeless Californians ideas! :-)

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
  
  Those shopping cart campers could be moved around by 5 to 10 MPH winds quit nicely...
  
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    Posted by freedomforall 2 years ago
    
    On a 50 billion dollar track from LA to the "bay area."
    
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Posted by AmericanWoman 2 years ago

You rock Carl!!! first one got me to LOL...second reminded of my dearly departed Mom....there were (3) back in the early 90's including the Equirer...the other 2 slip my mind but a sweet funny memory came to mind while she was in the cardo unit for three weeks every week she would ask me to please stop by "The Giant" for her news Papers : )))) Have a wonderful weekend!!

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Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years ago

Shin... Oh Yeah!

Excellent... All of them!

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Posted by blarman 2 years ago

Back before they started frosting every single cereal piece, Lucky Charms was my favorite cereal. When they started doing that it became like pouring sugar packets in my mouth.

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Posted by bobsprinkle 2 years ago

It should be shins AND toes are devices to find furniture in the dark

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Posted by pixelate 2 years ago

I wonder if they sell those Earthquake Detection Kits on Amazon . . .
Thanks Carl. These were fun.

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  Posted by Commander 2 years ago
  
  Dolly Parton size
  https://www.amazon.com/DIYASY-Adhesiv...
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years ago
    
    LMAO...Watch the Bouncing..." s"
    
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      Posted by Commander 2 years ago
      
      Oh...to be fortunate enough to see Dolly wearing those, you know the earth will move.
      Popeil's Perfect Pocket Pasties! Choose your size and color at checkout!
      As seen on MMMMMMTV
      
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        Posted by Dobrien 2 years ago
        
        Lmao
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years ago
        
        You lik that huh?
        
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