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Minimum wage - Guy walks into a bar ...

Posted by freedomforall 4 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner replaced his human bartender with a robot to stay in business.
Robot:"What will you have?"
Guy:"Martini."
Robot brings the best martini the guy has ever tasted and says,
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but is curious, so returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "100."
The robot then proceeds to discuss NASCAR, Budweiser, football, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but, still curious returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "Uh, about 50?"
The robot leans in real close and asks, " So, you people still happy you voted for Buy-dem?"

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  • Posted by term2 4 years, 5 months ago
    Assuming the election in 2020 was indeed fairly represented the voters, I would say the voters got what they deserved in Biden. Too bad we all have to suffer the consequences of such a bad decision
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  • Posted by freedomforall 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Bar owner probably couldn't afford to equip the robot with facial recognition
    or voice matching software, (or it might cause the lithium batteries to
    spontaneously combust.) Maybe in the 2.0 upgrade. ;^)
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  • Posted by $ puzzlelady 4 years, 5 months ago
    Who wrote this genius piece? You made my day.
    Thanks, FFA, for sending it our way.
    One quibble, though--a good bartender remembers
    The drink preference of returning members.
    No need to ask "What will you have" again,
    And he'd know who is lying when.
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  • Posted by peterchunt 4 years, 5 months ago
    Just remember that the medium IQ is 100, so half the population are lower than that. Scary because they still vote!
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  • Posted by Dobrien 4 years, 5 months ago
    I would be smashed after 🍸🍸 🍸
    Even so I would say FJB !
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