Minimum wage - Guy walks into a bar ...
Posted by freedomforall 4 years, 5 months ago to Humor
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner replaced his human bartender with a robot to stay in business.
Robot:"What will you have?"
Guy:"Martini."
Robot brings the best martini the guy has ever tasted and says,
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but is curious, so returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "100."
The robot then proceeds to discuss NASCAR, Budweiser, football, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but, still curious returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "Uh, about 50?"
The robot leans in real close and asks, " So, you people still happy you voted for Buy-dem?"
Robot:"What will you have?"
Guy:"Martini."
Robot brings the best martini the guy has ever tasted and says,
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but is curious, so returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "100."
The robot then proceeds to discuss NASCAR, Budweiser, football, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but, still curious returns to the bar.
Robot: "What will you have?"
Guy: "Martini."
Again robot brings a great martini and asks:
"What's your IQ?"
Guy: "Uh, about 50?"
The robot leans in real close and asks, " So, you people still happy you voted for Buy-dem?"
FJB
Even so I would say FJB !
Martini
Rum & Coke
Beer
Thanks, FFA, for sending it our way.
One quibble, though--a good bartender remembers
The drink preference of returning members.
No need to ask "What will you have" again,
And he'd know who is lying when.
or voice matching software, (or it might cause the lithium batteries to
spontaneously combust.) Maybe in the 2.0 upgrade. ;^)