My Supreme Court Justice Selection

Posted by Abaco 3 years, 10 months ago to Politics
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Driving home today I was listening to the news about the next Supreme Court Justice and how tthe beady-eyed sock puppet was selcted them (race and gender only). Then, I thought about it. What would I do? Then, I remembered a story I heard about a study back when I was doing work for the air force long ago. They determined that the type of person who would have the highest g-tolerance and, therefore, would make a great fighter pilot was "a short, fat woman who smokes cigars". That's what I'd select for the court. A short, fat woman who smokes cigars. What would be your requirement? I'd consider a sumo wrestler who doesn't speak English, too. I'd like somebody who doesn't speak English because I'd want my court to "look like America".

There's my deep thought for the day...


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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, when I heard it was important to bring the Hispanic female perspective to the bench my eyes rolled so hard it hurt and I think I saw my brain.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Would be better than Sonia Sotomayor who can't seem to find her inner "wise Latina" - whatever that was supposed to be...
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  • Posted by JohnRandALL 3 years, 10 months ago
    The G-tolerance comment took me back to my flight surgeon days. I will never forget my ride in the centrifuge and feeling instant 9Gs.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 10 months ago
    In the spirit of the original post, my choice is Michael Jackson.
    MJ is a celebrity and therefor imminently qualified to judge others.
    Since MJ is allowed to vote (as hundreds of thousands of other dead Democrats) then there is no reason MJ shouldn't serve.
    MJ's voice and dancing style show MJ can represent any gender.
    MJ has no experience and will not oppose any insane thing the left proposes.
    MJ has no conflicts of interest, but that should not be held against MJ.
    (The GOP senators can counter the recommendation with their choice, Elvis.)
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  • Posted by diessos 3 years, 10 months ago
    How about an overweight, uninspired Millennial who plays video games all day and complains that they can't find a job.
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