Abbot and Costello. Who got the Jab?

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Bud . I got the vaccination. I am now protected from the virus.

Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm.

Bud: You must.

Lou: Why?

Bud: To protect me.

Lou: From the virus?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: But I thought you said you were vaccinated.

Bud: I am.

Lou: You’re protected?

Bud: Correct.

Lou: From the virus?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: So, I don’t need a vaccination.

Bud: But you do.

Lou: Why?

Bud: To protect me.

Lou: I thought you were vaccinated.

Bud: I am.

Lou: And the vaccination protects you?

Bud: It does.

Lou: So, I don’t need to get vaccinated to protect you because you’re already protected from the virus by the vaccination you already got.

Bud: No, you must get the vaccination to protect me from the virus.

Lou: You mean the vaccination doesn’t work?

Bud: It does work.

Lou: If the vaccination works and you’re protected from the virus because you already got the vaccination then it doesn’t matter if I don’t get vaccinated.

Bud: But it does matter. Because if you don’t vaccinate you can give me the virus.

Lou: Let me see if I have this straight.

Bud: Okay.

Lou: You got the vaccination?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: The vaccination protects you from the virus?

Bud: Correct.

Lou: So, it doesn’t matter if I don’t get the vaccination because you’re already protected from the virus?

Bud: No.

Lou: Are you telling me the vaccination doesn’t work?

Bud: No, I’m telling you the vaccination does work.

Lou: Then why must I get the vaccination?

Bud: To protect me from the virus.


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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 week ago
    This is totally appropo! That's the way we all feel. I did not have the vax. I did have Covid. I have lost 38 pounds. My hair is breaking off on top (looks like it's been cut). What in the jumped up hell did those idiot scientists put in that Crappy Covid? N
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 week ago
    Now, there you have it in the nutshell. If that were a computer program the darn thing would melt down into a plasma cloud. It would definitely let the smoke out.
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    • Posted by diessos 1 week ago
      Hopefully its not like Hal 9000 in 2001... That didnt turn out to well.
      I heard Washington State is trying to pass legislation to "isolate" non-vaccinated people.... I guess in INTERNMENT CAMPS.

      I just dont see a good outcome here.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 6 days, 18 hours ago
        I believe with respect to spreading communism Stalin said something like, "Probe with bayonets. If you strike mush, proceed. If you strike iron, halt." The Neo Communists are probing all over America.
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      • Posted by $ 1 week ago
        Well the exposure of these tyrannical dictators and the corruption in the medical community has been brought to the forefront. That is good for the future if we all stand tall and refuse enslavement. Today more people are Questioning the revered medical community. A few years ago people would not believe it if it had you told them that’s the way it is. They have to see it for themselves. Particularly hard after decades of being brainwashed. I envision Nuremberg type of trials in the future. Propaganda is short and sweet and very shiney, truth takes more time to churn and paint the true picture.
        We the people have the power. Will we exercise it , I do believe so. The whole big Pharma corruption was unknown for the most part , not any more. NCSWIC! The best is yet to come.
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