Hehe. Sniffing hands.

BTW - I can't stand candy corn or anything like it, though I appreciate the joke.

Best one hands down of course was the "final destination" one! That one resonated!

Haha! The GPS comment reminds of the bad choice of saying the main building at an airport is the Terminal. The road to the International airport in Reno is called Terminal Drive. Ouch.

The GPS comment is too close for comfort, but happily not too close for LOL.

Damn. I didn’t plant any candy corn this year!! I guess I’ll have to settle for some caramel TP rolls from Costco….

Fill us in of the procedure and well see if we can replicate your results and publish in a pier review.

Really?

Adding margaritas to any decision results in one being more decisive; however, the level of shocking reality of the sobering outcome is proportional the the quantity of margaritas enjoyed prior to the decision. Seeing as I have ample yard work to get done this weekend, perhaps I begin with a nice local bottle of red -- perhaps the yard work will appear to have taken care of itself . . . as a scientist, I should put this to the test, eh?
Thanks Carl.

I liked the dog best. We get a dog to protect us but when he is protecting us we ignore him or tell him to shut up. Do we really trust ADT more than a dog who is where he should be? By the way did you know that ADT really stands for ... About Darn Time!

Me an old dino recalls Art Linkletter on his TV show in glorious black and white saying. "Kids say the darnedest things." Two memes here reveal they can DO the darnedest things also.
Another meme sparked a memory~~
Me dino knows where the Birmingham Airport is.
Three or four years ago I was trying to approach it from an odd (to me) direction in order to pick up son arriving on a flight.
"Hey, SIRI," I said into my Iphone, "Fastest way to the Birmingham Airport."
Later SIRI told me I was at my destination when I was in the middle of Birmingham. I was all like, "Hey, SIRI, the airport! The airport!"
I arrived late but my son only had to wait on me for less than a minute due to his flight arriving late.

YES...when things get ruff, bizarre or chaotic, I turn to humor to ease my passage through those times.

Thanks Carl. I have a special fondness for those in-season veggies! Without a bit of humor to leaven this life, there would be nothing to look forward to, and without that there is no mind, no life. Like mhuff, I too am going Galt in place, but like the yearly gather in Mulligan's valley, I intend to stay in contact with my fellow Gulchers through this site. It's good to know that you have like minds out there, waiting.

The child pointing at the doggie gave me a laugh. When my firstborn was six years old, I advised him his 'Marie' was going to have puppies. Of course, he came along later and asked me how they would get out of her tummy. Realizing this unusual child of mine had already formed an opinion, I questioned him. He responded, 'Will they come out her mouth? No. Will she split open? No. Well I lifted up her tail and that hole isn't big enough! I assured him when the time was right it would be. His questions nearly did me in.

The children ones made me laugh a lot. Thanks

i no longer claim to be sane

i weep for this nation

i weep for my grandkids
they do not know what they have already lost

there simply are not enough of us to stop this

go i am going Galt, in place
i no longer see anything broken at work
let if fail
they violated my Human Right
so they will reap what they have sown

I hear that if one stops smelling their finger when leaving the bath room, their sinesenses clears up and they can Laugh at funny stuff again...
just saying...It helped me!

Feel your pain...it's not easy being sane!

I was going to admit to # 3...That was me, brother...

Good humor, the Beatles Hey Jude , little boy in orange reminded me of you my brother lol , bikini 2021.lmao

my sense of humor died
with the United States