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  • Posted by 25n56il4 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    The child pointing at the doggie gave me a laugh. When my firstborn was six years old, I advised him his 'Marie' was going to have puppies. Of course, he came along later and asked me how they would get out of her tummy. Realizing this unusual child of mine had already formed an opinion, I questioned him. He responded, 'Will they come out her mouth? No. Will she split open? No. Well I lifted up her tail and that hole isn't big enough! I assured him when the time was right it would be. His questions nearly did me in.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    Me an old dino recalls Art Linkletter on his TV show in glorious black and white saying. "Kids say the darnedest things." Two memes here reveal they can DO the darnedest things also.
    Another meme sparked a memory~~
    Me dino knows where the Birmingham Airport is.
    Three or four years ago I was trying to approach it from an odd (to me) direction in order to pick up son arriving on a flight.
    "Hey, SIRI," I said into my Iphone, "Fastest way to the Birmingham Airport."
    Later SIRI told me I was at my destination when I was in the middle of Birmingham. I was all like, "Hey, SIRI, the airport! The airport!"
    I arrived late but my son only had to wait on me for less than a minute due to his flight arriving late.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    Thanks Carl. I have a special fondness for those in-season veggies! Without a bit of humor to leaven this life, there would be nothing to look forward to, and without that there is no mind, no life. Like mhuff, I too am going Galt in place, but like the yearly gather in Mulligan's valley, I intend to stay in contact with my fellow Gulchers through this site. It's good to know that you have like minds out there, waiting.
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    my sense of humor died
    with the United States
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    • Posted by $ 2 weeks, 5 days ago
      I hear that if one stops smelling their finger when leaving the bath room, their sinesenses clears up and they can Laugh at funny stuff again...
      just saying...It helped me!

      Feel your pain...it's not easy being sane!
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      • Posted by mhubb 2 weeks, 5 days ago
        i no longer claim to be sane

        i weep for this nation

        i weep for my grandkids
        they do not know what they have already lost

        there simply are not enough of us to stop this

        go i am going Galt, in place
        i no longer see anything broken at work
        let if fail
        they violated my Human Right
        so they will reap what they have sown
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  • Posted by $ blarman 1 week, 5 days ago
    Hehe. Sniffing hands.

    BTW - I can't stand candy corn or anything like it, though I appreciate the joke.

    Best one hands down of course was the "final destination" one! That one resonated!
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  • Posted by $ Flootus5 2 weeks, 4 days ago
    Haha! The GPS comment reminds of the bad choice of saying the main building at an airport is the Terminal. The road to the International airport in Reno is called Terminal Drive. Ouch.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    Adding margaritas to any decision results in one being more decisive; however, the level of shocking reality of the sobering outcome is proportional the the quantity of margaritas enjoyed prior to the decision. Seeing as I have ample yard work to get done this weekend, perhaps I begin with a nice local bottle of red -- perhaps the yard work will appear to have taken care of itself . . . as a scientist, I should put this to the test, eh?
    Thanks Carl.
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