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Biden Bans Border Patrol Horses, Provides Coconut Halves

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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Holy Monty Python and the Holy Grail! At least our Border Patrol in Texas can pretend to ride horses while clopping coconut halves together to simulate hoof impacts.
All those "clop clop clop" sounds will hopefully intimidate all those illegals, who will be laughing their asses off while trying to wade across the Rio Grande.


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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You can count on Democrats doing all they can with freebies and so forth to encourage voting migrants of color to make the Democrat Party stronger to the point of one party rule.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 3 years, 9 months ago
    Some time ago, I read an article on the internet of course that the Dems went out soliciting migrants in South and Central America to make their way to the USA. If that is the case they are going out and paying people from Africa to board planes to the south of the border countries to make their way to the US. Like Tucker Carlson said on Friday's program that this is eugenics of the caucasian population of the US; based on a speech by JB where he says that having migrants of color make the country stronger (paraphrasing).
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    As long as they haven't already migrated ti a more temperate zone.
    Parrots are bigger if you want something that will fly south.
    North? Avoid penguins unless you prefer snail mail.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "Somehow I don't think free goodies coupled with Marxism will work out without gulags in the long run." It's inevitable when the socialist elites run out of other peoples money.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
    Maybe two sparrow's could carry one between them, with a string?
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, the only REAL PROBLEM is the flood of illegals the Demonrat Party hopes to convert into voters as a power grab for one party rule.
    Rapes, murders, home invasions, not enough hospitals and schools, etc., those Marxists consider to be acceptable collateral damage.
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  • Posted by Abaco 3 years, 9 months ago
    We are the nights who say NEEE. Bring us a shrubbery!

    (what movie am I referencing?...anybody?)
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Heard yucky Chucky Schumer starting to complain about those phony whippings (actually lengthened reins used to control horses in tight spots).
    Didn't hear the lying commie cur out for pushing a button on my TV remote.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yesterday afternoon me dino happened to hear Bill O'Reilly explain to Hannity on my car radio that those particular Haitians were already moved to live in Central America.
    Me aging brain forgets what specific country O'Reilly named.
    Anyways, they come here for all the promised free goodies they couldn't get where they moved to.
    Somehow I don't think free goodies coupled with Marxism will work out without gulags in the long run.
    Why I'm glad I'm old. Dumb suckers!
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  • Posted by Abaco 3 years, 9 months ago
    I love how Maxine Waters blamed Trump for the border whippings...saying this is worse than slavery.

    Total insanity...
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 3 years, 9 months ago
    It’s time to rein in Biden and whip him into shape.
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  • Posted by tohar1 3 years, 9 months ago
    I LOVE THE BABYLON BEE!!! Truth so hard it hurts! (...and it's quite humorous too!)
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 9 months ago
    jen said, they aren't intending to stay very long, so maybe the whole thing is just a ruse to deflect our attention from the truths coming out about their evil ways. Paid actors to hide what's really going on...one big pedophile orgy, fodder to provide fresh meat.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Probably would be cheaper to send a few crates of coconuts, but we know when it comes to spending money the government never goes "half assed", LOL
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Now, why didn't I think of that?! ...hangs head in shame for having missed such an obvious explanation...
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  • Posted by Lucky 3 years, 9 months ago
    Rumor: US border patrol have sold a a herd to police in Victoria Australia who ride about intimidating people to have the Wuhu vax.
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