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Biden Bans Border Patrol Horses, Provides Coconut Halves

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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Holy Monty Python and the Holy Grail! At least our Border Patrol in Texas can pretend to ride horses while clopping coconut halves together to simulate hoof impacts.
All those "clop clop clop" sounds will hopefully intimidate all those illegals, who will be laughing their asses off while trying to wade across the Rio Grande.


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    Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 9 months ago
    +1 Dino! LOL!

    On a more serious note regarding the 15k or so illegal immigrants gathering under the bridge. The news says most are from Haiti or Africa, but never explains how they got to Mexico in the first place. That is, since they are all destitute asylum seekers, who's footing the bill and provisions to get them to Mexico?
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  • Posted by Commander 3 years, 9 months ago
    Border Patrol should saddle up some Blue Tail Asses instead.
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