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Biden Bans Border Patrol Horses, Provides Coconut Halves

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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Holy Monty Python and the Holy Grail! At least our Border Patrol in Texas can pretend to ride horses while clopping coconut halves together to simulate hoof impacts.
All those "clop clop clop" sounds will hopefully intimidate all those illegals, who will be laughing their asses off while trying to wade across the Rio Grande.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/orders-border-patrol-to-stop-riding-horses-just-bang-two-empty-halves-of-coconuts-together

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    Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 7 months ago
    +1 Dino! LOL!

    On a more serious note regarding the 15k or so illegal immigrants gathering under the bridge. The news says most are from Haiti or Africa, but never explains how they got to Mexico in the first place. That is, since they are all destitute asylum seekers, who's footing the bill and provisions to get them to Mexico?
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
      Yesterday afternoon me dino happened to hear Bill O'Reilly explain to Hannity on my car radio that those particular Haitians were already moved to live in Central America.
      Me aging brain forgets what specific country O'Reilly named.
      Anyways, they come here for all the promised free goodies they couldn't get where they moved to.
      Somehow I don't think free goodies coupled with Marxism will work out without gulags in the long run.
      Why I'm glad I'm old. Dumb suckers!
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      • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 7 months ago
        "Somehow I don't think free goodies coupled with Marxism will work out without gulags in the long run." It's inevitable when the socialist elites run out of other peoples money.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 7 months ago
    jen said, they aren't intending to stay very long, so maybe the whole thing is just a ruse to deflect our attention from the truths coming out about their evil ways. Paid actors to hide what's really going on...one big pedophile orgy, fodder to provide fresh meat.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 2 years, 7 months ago
    Some time ago, I read an article on the internet of course that the Dems went out soliciting migrants in South and Central America to make their way to the USA. If that is the case they are going out and paying people from Africa to board planes to the south of the border countries to make their way to the US. Like Tucker Carlson said on Friday's program that this is eugenics of the caucasian population of the US; based on a speech by JB where he says that having migrants of color make the country stronger (paraphrasing).
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
      You can count on Democrats doing all they can with freebies and so forth to encourage voting migrants of color to make the Democrat Party stronger to the point of one party rule.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 2 years, 7 months ago
    Everything's a distraction these days...
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
      Yeah, the only REAL PROBLEM is the flood of illegals the Demonrat Party hopes to convert into voters as a power grab for one party rule.
      Rapes, murders, home invasions, not enough hospitals and schools, etc., those Marxists consider to be acceptable collateral damage.
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