What Job Will You Have In The Upcoming Communist Utopia?

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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TAKE THE PEOPLE'S VOCATIONAL QUIZ!

Yes, take The People's Vocation Quiz. It's fun!
It also serves the people's party's purpose to guarantee that everyone has a job to earn their bread according to their needs. Yes, give us this day our daily bread. Remember when you used to say something like that?
Now remember, you who are privileged to be the common clay who are the salt of the earth very much needed to create the glue holding together the paradise that is our Brave New World to create Utopian Bliss for we comrades all!!!
So to be at one with the patriotic masses who are not more than equal as those who rule by the authority of our New Founding Fathers, take this quiz that's in the link to at least try to stay out of the gulag.
Just try . . .

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  • Posted by term2 4 years, 8 months ago
    I would have to work where they assign me or starve. I might have trouble being very efficient though (remember the hinge assembler in Spielberg's holocaust picture). I would have to make the gauleiters feel sorry for me
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 8 months ago
    Lol. Nice post. Good luck sending me to a gulag, however.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm sure there's another kind of box inside the boxcar which will have your (unprinted) name on it as well...
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  • Posted by $ splumb 4 years, 8 months ago
    I'm too old to be of any use to them, so I guess I'll be that barricaded gunwoman you hear about in the news one day, as they try to cart me off to the gulag.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I've had that thought way back in the beginning. Also, I've heard it expressed that Cuomo released the virus in nursing homes to relieve the financial burden on the [communist] state.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 4 years, 8 months ago
    As an inventor, my occupation will be the first to disappear.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Elimination of retirees in a Communist utopia is the reason for the engineered coronavirus.
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  • Posted by Abaco 4 years, 8 months ago
    I'm an engineer. I can design aircraft that can be used to strafe pro-capitalist demonstrators. Hell...I'm a pilot so I can fly them too. I also work in infection control so they'll probably have to kill me...
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  • Posted by Abaco 4 years, 8 months ago
    OK...that brought me to tears of laughter!
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 4 years, 8 months ago
    Victim. I will not bend a knee, take a jab, or wear a mask. They will have to kill me.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The upcoming Communist utopia is as rigged as the last election. It's what Marxists do.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, I was a Marine supply clerk at an air base in North Carolina near the Atlantic Ocean.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Selling your soul may help~~but then you may be tricked into dying way too early to enjoy a temporary Utopia. Do you feel lucky?
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