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7 Clever Ways To Scare Off O'Biden's Door-To-Door Vaccine Evangelists

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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The link is just for your amusement. (-:
Me dino plans to tell such Woke Jokes that what they are doing is by an act of Congress against the law.
Our medical information is none of their damn business.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/7-clever-ways-to-ward-off-bidens-door-to-door-vaccine-evangelists


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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 4 years, 6 months ago
    Can't you just ask them if this is the shotgun Joe wanted us to use?
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    • Posted by $ 4 years, 6 months ago
      Yeah, I recall Joe saying that shooting a shotgun into the air is a good way of changing the minds of home invaders.
      When me dino was corrections officer who was often assigned the back gate tower, I found that just click-click! "racking a round" always got the attention of any inmates misbehaving in my sally port.
      It was a wonderful way of not having to write an incident report.
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      • Posted by katrinam41 4 years, 6 months ago
        It works with AR-7 rifles too. Scared off an intruder while my late hubby was stationed overseas by letting the bolt slam home right next to the door he was breaking in through. Followed by my deepest yelling in anger "What the hell's going on out there! ". He made the right descision--quickly.
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        • Posted by $ 4 years, 6 months ago
          Simply chambering a round inflicts quite a powerful psychological kick (aka STARK FEAR) even when the rifle, pump shotgun or a semiautomatic pistol can't be seen.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 7 months ago
    Before offering your hand to shake theirs...cough once or twice into it...

    Or...act like they have the plaque, (spike protein from the vax)...spray them with lysol!!!
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  • Posted by Stormi 4 years, 6 months ago
    Our dog never stops barking at uninvited people who enter our yard. If only I could get my 7 ft courtyard snake to return, he left at the end of last summer. The way he would sit with me and make eye contact, he may have been a reptilian alien.I almost scared the A/C checkup guy when I told him he had a bat house off the driveway. I might ask if I could inject them first.
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    • Posted by $ 4 years, 6 months ago
      Alabamian teenager me dino was at the family summer house by a lake in the Florida Panhandle washing dishes for my mama who I could see through a kitchen window sitting on a swinging lounge chair sipping on a mixed drink.
      I saw something dark in brush slithering up behind her. I thought it might be a cottonmouth and shouted a warning.
      Mom said, "Oh, it's my friend." Out of the grass a six-foot-long black racer wriggled into full view. Mom smiled down at it as it passed under her swing-swing seat.
      Wow! I just had to go out for a closer look.
      I stopped approaching the snake when I was just close enough not to disturb it About 12 feet away..
      That's when my cocker spaniel mix mutt came running up the hill to greet me.
      The black racer lifted its head a foot off the ground to get a good look at the dog. Then incredibly I watched six feet of snake disappear into a hole in the ground that was two inches wide on the surface.
      Told my mother that was one of the prettiest snakes I had ever seen and was most impressed over how it escaped a confrontation with my dog.
      I started killing poisonous snakes at that lake when I was a little kid because lots of poisonous posed a danger when my family lived the only lake house in a deep woods. Lost count of how many I killed.
      By the time I was a teenager a whole bunch of neighboring lake houses had gradually appeared. And that was the first and last time I saw that beautiful black racer.
      That next summer I mentioned that snake to one of my brothers, who said, "Our neighbor killed it."
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 6 months ago
    Here's another: invade their space. Get up close and REALLY personal when you talk with them. Like 6 inches from their face. And make sure you're not wearing a mask. And don't let them back away unless it is to get back in their cars. ;)
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