The NOT kneeling soccer pic made my day.

OUC does it again, thanks for the ‘can’t believe it’s not Buddha’.

good job!

He was doing a fumbled speech and said that he drove 18 wheelers when he was young...another lie.

According to his demented brain, he's done all professions.

What's the big whoopie do about old Joe driving an 18 wheeler? When my SFC husband pulled a tour at Ft Hood, I went to work for Greyhound and National Movers. One day I was alone at the facility and a smart aleck National driver from New York didn't like the directions I gave him to line up and unload. Finally he shouted, 'Okay lady, if you're so smart, you park this piece of !@!!" It just so happened my National driver had just purchased a new Tractor and let me get behind the wheel the day before. I kicked off my high heels and climbed up in the cab of his tractor and said a silent prayer to the Gods of 18 wheelers. I Lined that Tractor up and parked perfectly. He lifted me out of his Tractor laughing so hard he almost dropped me. That went all over the United States. I took a lot of good natured teasing!

I thought it was weird that’s why i mentioned it.

Hmm, who would vote down the friday funnies?

I had to laugh out loud at all of them but I rolled on the floor with the genderless cord. Great job brother thanks for the Friday funnies edition full of humor. BTW I upvoted the post from zero to one.

I especially liked: Dressing everyone up in Ape costumes before Jeff Bezos came back from his ride in outer space...

lizard people and Cajuns, loved that lol

More political humor than slapstick humor this week...enjoy and laugh your troubles and fears away.