LOL! "Weeded out!"

Laughing.
Quite a story we have
weeded out here.

"Say, pardner, thar it blows by with a hearty hi ho! Whos wuz thet thar masked weed?"
"He's called The Lone Weedhead."

A tumbleweed with a mask where it's eyes once were.

Here's an idea for a video no one would understand. It would contain a very breezy day with tumbleweeds and a William Tell Overture soundtrack.

Wow...so That's where tumbleweeds come from...dried out Lone Rangers...who'd a thunk!

Should Kemosabe dry out where the tumbleweeds blow, it will die and blow away.

Don't Tonto the soggy shrub!

Which means "soggy shrub" in Navajo, research I've previous posted here. Since then I've learned that "Tonto" means "fool" in Spanish.

Me too, I'll hang on to my Ford Ranger, thank you but if the Left goes to Jail, I've been eyeing a New Ford Bronco...although, I won't put it the garage...that spot is reserved for My good buddy Ford Ranger. Got 250,000 miles on it with no problems.
PS. I do not call him, Kemosabe.

Have a 2013 Honda Fit that I take to the dealership I bought it from for an oil change and a tire rotation.
I do that because there is always a matching parts issue anywhere else if something is wrong with the car.
Anyway, last time me dino was there I was told my car is worth $9,000 if I wanted to trade it in. I was mulling over if I really wanted to trade in my totally paid-for car. Until~!!!
Three months later I get a letter from a different salesperson there that kinda ran like this, "Hey, good buddy, we've determined that your car is worth $5,000 if you want to trade it in. But ya better hurry, hurry, hurry and step right up! This offer stands for only two months! Just two months! JUST TWO MONTHS!"
I decided not to have a fit over my Fit and just hang on to the car. All in all, it's in really great shape. And paid for!!!!
A month later I get another "OMG! You only got one month left to make up your mind! Ya really need to hurry, hurry, hurry to step right up!"
Next came "OMG! It's only two weeks!"
A week later came "OMG! Just a few days~just a few teeny tiny days left before you lose my fabulous $5,000 trade-in offer for your car!"
Me dino was like "Ooo, I'm so excited. Yawn."
Wonder what I'll be offered the next time I get an oil change there. $8,000?

Reminds me of the song: "Help me Honda, Get her out of my car"...nothing to have a Fit about though.

Me too a long time ago in a galaxy now far, far away.

I once when out with a girl like that...

Well, my Honda Fit has perpetual running lights.

With HEADLIGHT ON TOO...not exactly what I'd call high beams though....maybe parking lights?

That bit about then having extra air bags made me laugh.

LOL!

I couldn't believe it when I saw the heading...laughed my butt off...then I went meme mining and was surprised to find all kinds of female crash test dummies.

Going to go back to read the comments, thanks for the heads up.

didja catch the female dummy with her headlights on? LMAO...just had to insert that.

Nice find, OUC! Some of the comments at the end of the article are quite entertaining and worth the time to read a few of them.

I know. I've seen them. N

It would be a cruel Joke to play on the Cosmos...I suggest we send them to the nearest black hole...they'll shoot out the back side into the 5th dimension.

Still looting now for 30 years. Moron should be put in jail as punishment for 30 years of stealing from the people along with all the DC Mayors in that period.
Just transport DC and all the looters to deep space.

The funny thing is that they do have female crash test dummies...

I thought I'd seen and heard it all. Evidently not!