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FRIDAY FUNNIES: 2nd Edition

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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MAY THE LAUGHTER BE WITH YOU...


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    They had no Charmin to squeeze.
    Imagine Autumn and all those dry leaves.
    Then comes Winter!
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Red Meat is like a medicine for people of O type Blood...they'll gona Kill the vast majority of the population...and by the numbers and traits of O's...there will be no value created anymore!
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes it was but looks exactly like what you might expect from being instantaneously Frozen like Han was.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 5 months ago
    The cave drawing is right on!

    Jimi getting Hutted is priceless. Never would have thought of that! Is that the Hendrix statue that was recently vandalized during a BLM riot? In my home town they vandalized a Fredrick Douglas statue - ignorant fools they are.
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  • Posted by $ gharkness 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I even take half the lunch special home from most restaurants, and no joke....have made some of them last three MORE meals.

    We have a breakfast/brunch restaurant in one of our suburbs that is famous for huge portions. I mean, DINNER-plate sized biscuits. Pancakes literally hanging over the sides of the plates. (Frankly, not too sanitary, I'd think, but anyway....) Turns out that the owner of the restaurant was starved as a young child in a POW camp, and she had a very exaggerated idea of "proper portion size." She was in her early 80s last time we ate there, and despite being way over-generous with quantities, she charged us a dollar for an extra plate (so we could share) and a quarter (for a styro box to take the rest home in). I guess her idea of generosity stopped once the plate was filled. :-)
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Notice how I transitioned from food to aliens to music and then ejected?
    Had to figure out how to put as many "Funny/slapstick" memes together as possible...might do the 3rd edition of The Dark Side this week...we'll see.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    There's no glory in drawing the picking of nuts and berries.
    Me dino once read that Eskimos isolated from civilization eat nothing but meat and fish.
    Obviously any nuts and berries to be had would grow during a very short summer.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 5 months ago
    Seeing that really overweight person forces me to share with you. In our town the most popular restaurant overloads your plate so much it is unreal. The portions are unbelievable. The clientele are the fattest people in this town. But the food is really good. My daughter and I share a plate and still can't finish the food. But it is good. And reasonably priced!
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  • Posted by Russpilot 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    One look of that fat ass sitting on all of the King's Hawaiian Bread should kill that right fast...
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