Government explained

Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month ago to Humor
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Lets call me socialism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed banging the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while socialism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

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  • Posted by $ Commander 1 month ago
    Like BobCat....sending to friends.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month ago
      Hey Commander hope you are well.
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      • Posted by $ Commander 1 month ago
        I'm Grrrreat!
        Just set 32 raised bed garden boxes. Have 20 ton of topsoil coming to fill them. Finished my rainwater collection system, 1100 gallons. Harvesting trees this coming week for making siding on the 2 new outbuildings I set up....12 cottonwood with 30 to 40 foot straight body. Putting a new service trailer's I can fix things on site for folks.

        I haven't had this much fun since mom cut holes in my pockets. and to think, I thought she was laughing with me as I chased all those coins around.....=)
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