Bow-Wow Biden Removed From White House For Biting Aide

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The Babylon Bee strikes again!
What a bad dog!
"Affectionately known here as Joe-Blow," a White House spokesperson said, "our president has always limited his actions to sniffing and friendly licks. Joe-Blow has never bitten anyone like this."
Off the record is the rumor that Joe-Blow's Marxist handlers will take that naughty, naughty dog to an obedience school run by some tranny known as Dominatrix Donna Ur Donne.
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