Texas Voting Whether To Kick All Other States Out Of The USA

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Scroll down to see that this article is brought to you in part by Socialists protesting not labor but the very concept of all labor on Labor Day and~ta da!~A Monkey With A Typewriter. Yes, for decades me an old dino forgot all about that claim of enough monkeys in a room all with typewriters out of sheer accidental odds producing another War And Peace. Now wondering if that can be done cheaper and quicker with some fewer chimpanzees. Chimps are apes--not stupid monkeys, you see, because like apes human primates don't have tails. Wait, me dino just thought of Maxine Waters and AOC. Never mind.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-to-vote-on-whether-to-force-all-other-states-to-secede

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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    I'm not excited about the USA (too much legislative baggage), but a new American Republic with term limits, no income taxation, hard asset currency, strict immigration limits (especially from KA), and more limited suffrage would be very interesting.
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  • Posted by $ Temlakos 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    ROFL!!! I wouldn't have thought about that angle in five thousand years!

    Seriously: Rep. Kyle Biedermann (R-Fredericksburg, Texas) did introduce a bill, which he called the Texas Independence Referendum Act, asking whether the government should appoint a select committee to find the fastest route toward independence for Texas.

    In fact, I think I'll start a discussion on that very topic. Shall Texas secede from the Union? I already have six articles published (on my own site, but if self-publishing is the only way, so be it) that treat that very subject.

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  • Posted by term2 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    If Texas secedes from the "union", I will move there in a heartbeat. The USA is a sham now, and texas doesnt need to be hampered by it
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    If something like that could occur I am driving down to my local gun range and contact as many patriot firearm owners to start such a movement here in Arizona.
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  • Posted by malonejr 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    First we need to clean house and remove the dummycant homeless army they have encamped in the major cities. Then we remove all of the individuals who fled here since Nancy, Diane, and Chuck have made it too expensive to live in the states they represent(?).
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  • Posted by fivedollargold 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    $5Au thinks the Dimms will eventually have an "eureka moment" and realize that getting Texas out of the Union would ensure their control over the USA for a century or more.
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