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  • Posted by NealS 2 days, 11 hours ago
    I only seen about a million of these so far, maybe even more, but I've never seen most of these. Why is it that the left doesn't publish very many at all? And why is it that the social media elite only block or deny the truth in a few of these that are on the right? Does that make the ones they don't block, or put a warning on, true?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 days, 14 hours ago
    A lot of good 'uns this time~~such as Biden being a car and another of him coming up from his basement to see his shadow.
    My loudest laugh is that heavenly treat concerning ex-spouses. The meme about wireless doorbells reminds me of my ex's grandmother keeping three ferociously yapping chihuahuas in her house that had
    to be shut in another room. Why? Becuause pack behavior drove those little curs to go for a visitor's ankles.
    Me dino never ever thought of what could happen to an unboiled Easter egg.
    That darling children's book! Would like to add it to Christmas gifts I've been mail-ordering for two little nieces and a granddaughter. Would you believe my toddler granddaughter's only sibling is a 15-year-old
    sister with an American Indian boyfriend named Dakota?
    Ah, that pharmacy pill container cap meme reminds me of recently struggling to open a bandaid wrapper with slippery blood on my fingers. Why do they make first aid crap hard to open like that?
    Saving for future use in one form or another~~"If we were really wrong, they wouldn't need to censor us."
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 6 days, 2 hours ago
      I had to share something because of what you wrote about your granddaughter. When my youngest was 6 his brother was 18. The little one learned his brother was dating his babysitter. Little guy said, "You keep your hands off her!" We got a good laugh at that litlle guy. His brother was 6'2 at the time.
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 6 days, 2 hours ago
        My older granddaughter's Indian boyfriend is incredibly shy when I see him with her. Once I said something cheerfully friendly to him and he looked very uncomfortable and failed to say a word. So I just leave him alone. At first I thought he was afraid of me because I'm a retired prison guard. Heck, these days I hobble along on a cane!
        And a couple of weeks ago, my older granddaughter at her 15th birthday party had to demand that a reluctant Dakota sit beside her in front of everybody before she opened any of her presents.
        Now I'm wondering if Dakota has seen too many hooping it up savage Indians getting shot out of their saddles on TV. I suppose that may create a complex.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 6 days, 18 hours ago
    Excellent randomized collection this week, OUC! You had me and my wife laughing at these antics. Twilight Zone, ...and just like that, release the anonymous sources, if Biden were a car...

    Yes, I would definitely have to hang around long enough to see the drywall drive away.
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  • Posted by $ TomB666 2 days, 6 hours ago
    Carl,
    You out did yourself this week :-D
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    • Posted by $ 2 days, 6 hours ago
      I've noticed that when the regular memes sources are crap or way too serious, I go into adaptive/creative mode..."how can I save the day" my public awaits!
      Laughing...to be fair...a contributor sent a few that started the ball rolling, that and the few I collected during the week.
      This week, instead of telling a story with the memes, I shuffled and let the memes tell their own story.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 2 days, 9 hours ago
    These are all great, Carl - I shared a few with one of my brothers, and he loved the ex spouse one - and the one about Lowe's storing the bodies! But we did both laugh out loud about the one with the drywall. We would have sat there all day waiting for that car to drive off!!
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  • Posted by Rex_Little 2 days, 9 hours ago
    The "boxers or briefs" joke was used on Bob Dole when he ran against Clinton in 1996. The "Depends" punchline was especially appropriate for Dole because, in addition to being 73 at the time, he was notoriously reluctant to take a firm position on any issue.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 days, 15 hours ago
    Loved too many of these. I'm going to send the uphill both ways one to my kids who harass me that I'm old. We can both laugh.
    The man-bun helmet looks like a jock strap for the paranoid.
    Yes, I would love to see what happens when he drives off with that load of sheet rock. ;)
    "Imagine" made me bust a seam, as did italian renaissance.

    Best one: the woman claiming she was duped by a hair salon is third in line to have our nuclear codes. 0^O
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    • Posted by $ 2 days, 15 hours ago
      I've made a great meme about a company called: CrowdTangle...they represent and promote movie stars, politicians, CEO's etc and go to bat for them when accused, (rightly) of crimes, corruption, sexual offenses etc.
      Need a meme that shows one of these instances so I can introduce my meme. Which is devastating and might awaken some sheeple about why these celebrities are not worth their worship.
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