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The thought of successfully hacking Biden's Teleprompter makes me smile -- but I pause to wonder what could be piped into his recitation that would eclipse the take-aways from his current inchoate ramblings?
The guy with the always-available fishing lures - I gotta wonder what flows through the mind behind that face ... "So, we need another red-jig on the side here to get the symmetry right and have balance with the spinners."
In the bigger picture, I see it as a vast morass of decadence -- individuals having so much excess ... time on their hands, money, etc ... and so their resources are spent frivolously on absurdities.
Ah, that Achilles heel. That's where his mama held on to him as a baby when she dipped him into the River Styx so no weapon could hurt him.
Avenging his slain brother Hector, Paris shot him while singing, "How are ya gonna keep 'em on down on the farm when they've seen gay Pa-ree!"
I'd like to make that squinting senile old twit also say~"The blond hairs on my rump all want to go out and vote for Trump."
News accounts like that would be a lot more fun than reading or hearing what someone like AOC has to say about the earth ending in 12 years if we don't kill all our farting cows and dispense with air conditioning and all motorized vehicles on land, on sea and in the air.
Whoa, new thought. Hey, Great Zeus, wouldn't you like to AOC turn into something in Ovid's Metamorphoses? Me dino imagined her head and face as belonging to a praying mantis a while back.
https://www.google.com/search?q=aoc+p...
https://www.google.com/search?q=prayi...
Me dino could open a National Museum Of Marxist "Peaceful Protesters" and sell cans of spray paint at the door so the public could have some fun while looking at all the statues.
A statue can also be pulled down and beaten with picks and tire irons every hour on the hour.
Should I run out of statues? The solution is simple. Just take Medusa's head to another violent "peaceful protest."
location, loction, true both R to L and L to R
Sppppppart!