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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 9 months ago
    Ha, got me laughing here, OUC! Starting with Meme Tyme jubilation, general mayhem and humorous wisdom in between, ending with a wipe (no job is complete until the paperwork is done). LOL!
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 4 years, 9 months ago
    The Supreme Army General of Antifa reminds me of material from Rand's "The New Left - The Anti-Industrial Revolution" where she spoke of the hippies from the 60's that both dressed and acted in a manner as if to say "Please do not take me seriously." These Antifa "rebels" are without a cause and absent self-awareness ... they seem to shamble about in a mob as a sum of zeroes, looking for a fight, anything to validate their physical existence.

    The thought of successfully hacking Biden's Teleprompter makes me smile -- but I pause to wonder what could be piped into his recitation that would eclipse the take-aways from his current inchoate ramblings?

    The guy with the always-available fishing lures - I gotta wonder what flows through the mind behind that face ... "So, we need another red-jig on the side here to get the symmetry right and have balance with the spinners."

    In the bigger picture, I see it as a vast morass of decadence -- individuals having so much excess ... time on their hands, money, etc ... and so their resources are spent frivolously on absurdities.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino got one! It has just been inspired by Creepy Joe talking about little kids rubbing his hairy legs at a swimming pool, though that could (and should) be repeated on his teleprompter too.
    I'd like to make that squinting senile old twit also say~"The blond hairs on my rump all want to go out and vote for Trump."
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  • Posted by ohiocrossroads 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I have often fantasized about how much fun it would be to hack into Biden's teleprompter and make him say anything I want. Something like "vote for the best, vote for Trump"
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Medusa's head would come in handy at violent "peaceful protests" too.
    Me dino could open a National Museum Of Marxist "Peaceful Protesters" and sell cans of spray paint at the door so the public could have some fun while looking at all the statues.
    A statue can also be pulled down and beaten with picks and tire irons every hour on the hour.
    Should I run out of statues? The solution is simple. Just take Medusa's head to another violent "peaceful protest."
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Laughing...maybe we could find that head of Medusa and turn her into stone and if it works we could do that to the many creatures that are a pain in our butts.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You're welcome. My favorite piece of ancient history occurred when Perseus saved Andromeda from being sacrificed to a sea monster. Perseus swooped down out of the sky on Pegasus the flying horse and turned the monster in to stone by showing it the snake-haired head of of Medusa, who he decapitated during a previous adventure. Yeah.
    News accounts like that would be a lot more fun than reading or hearing what someone like AOC has to say about the earth ending in 12 years if we don't kill all our farting cows and dispense with air conditioning and all motorized vehicles on land, on sea and in the air.
    Whoa, new thought. Hey, Great Zeus, wouldn't you like to AOC turn into something in Ovid's Metamorphoses? Me dino imagined her head and face as belonging to a praying mantis a while back.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=aoc+p...
    https://www.google.com/search?q=prayi...
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  • Posted by Lucky 4 years, 9 months ago
    Friend in Saudi reports,
    location, loction, true both R to L and L to R
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago
    Per Meme #6, laugh it up, Slick Willie. Squinty-eyes Sleepy Joe will likely mess up what you put on his teleprompter by babbling something like, "I did not text that woman."
    Ah, that Achilles heel. That's where his mama held on to him as a baby when she dipped him into the River Styx so no weapon could hurt him.
    Avenging his slain brother Hector, Paris shot him while singing, "How are ya gonna keep 'em on down on the farm when they've seen gay Pa-ree!"
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What I find interesting is that we initially name our pets with a full name and as time goes on that name changes. like: Malisa turns into Missy then Sissy or Marisa to Mari and sometimes Mar Mar...Mari, when referring her to her niece (MiniMouse), became...wait, wait for it...Aunt ChaMari...now you should automatically want some pancakes with syrup!
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Okay, if you laughed about Fred, how about Lionel for the Shi Zoo (my pronunciation), he is a real mess, and Foxy for the Chiwowwow (she's part MinPin?
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I liked the doggy sex one. My 4 legged friend got out and stayed until 2 a.m. I took him to the vet and he said, 'Fred, I don't know what kind of women you've been with but I am giving you a Penicillin shot.' Fred hasn't left the yard again.
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