IN THE MEME TIME: Caucus Ruckus Edition and random acts of Funny Truisms. - Galt's Gulch

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IN THE MEME TIME: Caucus Ruckus Edition and random acts of Funny Truisms.

Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago to Humor

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What happens in Vegas doesn't Stay in Vegas anymore.

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Posted by blarman 4 years, 2 months ago

The water one is what I've thought of that product since day one.

Facebook employee banning my meme was spot on as well.

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Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 2 months ago

Love 'em all again this week, OUC!! I really need a pair of those memory shoes. Do happen to recall where to get them?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Yes, after that recommendation, I thought I'd get a pair myself!...LMAO
  I wonder if they work when walking into other rooms too?
  
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Posted by gharkness 4 years, 2 months ago

Really appreciate the hard work you put in these! Loved the Obama/Trump one....wish Trump WOULD put his ass in jail....that would kill some snowflakes I know.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Thank you, now I can gaze upon the values created.
  
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Posted by Rex_Little 4 years, 2 months ago

I just saw a tweet from Gavin Newsom (governor of CA) which said "Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics." There's got to be a way to work that into a meme,

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  As if you could get housing, paid by medicare/medicaid from a pharmacy or something.
  Maybe just bop down to the local used house dealer and get one. Paid for by your insurance co.
  
  I'm sure "Progressive" insurance would be up for that...at our expense, of course.
  
  Tried looking for a meme for that...but couldn't find any.
  
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    Posted by Rex_Little 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    If you think about it, "just like for insulin or antibiotics" means that you couldn't buy a house or rent an apartment without a note from your doctor. I'm sure that's not what Newsom meant to say, but. . .
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      That is exactly how the leftist, the progressives and the communist would interpret that...
      
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    Posted by Rex_Little 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    There were some good ones embedded in the replies to the Guv:
    
    https://twitter.com/matty_laut/status...
    
    https://twitter.com/lil_wing067/statu...
    
    https://twitter.com/cincy_browncoat/s...
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      Thanks, you might find them in next weeks memes.
      
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Posted by DrZarkov99 4 years, 2 months ago

I can't get the image out of my head of a guy tossing a bowling ball into the crowd . . .

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Just imagine it in a bernie crowd....
  
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Posted by allosaur 4 years, 2 months ago

Re Meme #9~~
Farmer Mike really does look like a Blooming idiot trying to milk that bull. It was the same Blooming idiot way he sounded when trying to describe how to farm at that debate.
Me dino checked out Smart Water prices on the Internet.
1L of Smart Water is sold for $1.48
1L of Smart Sparkling Water is the same.
1.5L of Smart Water goes for $2.08.
1L of Smart Water sold at a convenience food store would probably cost $3.00. Learned that for not being so smart buying gum at a convenience food store yesterday.

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  Posted by Snezzy 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Simply milking a cow is more difficult than Mike imagines. I'm sure that he knows bulls are terribly dangerous, but has likely never experienced a "cow kick" in which the cow kicks sideways to get rid of the person, whether hand-milking or connecting the milking machine.
  
  Cows dislike being milked by people they do not know. The have to be milked twice a day. That's getting up at 3:00 for the 4 AM milking, and being on time for the 4 PM milking. It happens regardless of whatever else is to be done, every single day.
  
  The cartoonist who drew that bull actually understands hand milking. The three-legged stool and the milking pail are exactly correct. The bull's attitude is somewhat softened from what one would actually experience.
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    But wasn't the point of the meme is that the "Bull" is male?
    
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      Posted by Snezzy 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      The point was, of course, that Mike's remarks about farmers being simpletons was not exactly true. The cartoonist, being familiar with dairy farming, simply chose the oldest and crudest joke about the endeavor, to show that Mike had no idea what he was saying to farmers.
      
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Right, I never met a dumb farmer, infact, I learned more about a lot of things from a Farmer friend.
        
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Maybe checking out the prices of smart water makes you smarter but drinking it does not.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    Oh, yeah? How do you think an allosaur learned how to talk after being extinct for way over 100 million years?
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      Checking out the prices of water? Didn't know you had to pay for it back then...
      
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        Posted by allosaur 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Alabama state inmates can't have cash so cigasrettes has become their trade currency. Big winners at illegal gambling hated cell searches due to surplus cigarettes being confiscated.
        During the Dinosaur Age cash money had not even been invented and no kind of metal was precious to us. So we used coconuts.
        Coconuts became useful during a money dispute or even a robbery~~BONK!
        Hey, what can I say? We were wildlife.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Yes, you sure had a wild life...
        
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        Posted by allosaur 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Yes, as I courageously dragged down long neckers 20 time my size, me dino was a widely celebrated hero of my own mind.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        And in the Gulch too!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Well, if you go back in time, weel, I've seen a fossilized juvenile T-Rex dug up in Alabama at a Birmingham museum.
        
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  Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Smart Water is sourced from tap water:
  
  https://realfarmacy.com/never-drink-s...
  
  It seems like the old trick of taking people through a cycle of scaring them by bad things to sell the "good for you " product (butter, sugar anyone?) only to gradually slide back to the old product, making millions in the process.
  
  Tap water contains minerals that are removed by distillation, then added back by the producer, charging exorbitant fees for you to pay for the scam.
  
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Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago

This is an especially great collection, Carl:

LOVE IT – “I am this close to locking your ass up”…boy, it made my day!
- The Dem presidential field..
- Geez, doesn’t Billy look like a walking zombie???
- Bloomberg is super! As a gnome and as milking the cow

They are all superb. Had a great time digesting them.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Tried to avoid the ones where you'd need an antacid!
  Yes, billybob does look like a zombie. Notice, he always has black eyes...I think hiltery has been beating him up....either that or he's been crying a lot after loosing Jeffery.
  
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    Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    ".I think hiltery has been beating him up."
    
    LOL...it could be...But boy, he is only 71! He looks like 120!!!
    
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      Posted by gharkness 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      According to Uncle Google, he’s 73, but I agree he appears to be at least 120! Reminds me of Dorian Grey without the picture.
      
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      Notice, in public while hiltery is speaking his mouth is open in a: Duh...sort of way...I think he's lost it...not sure what it is that he lost but it's GONE...no one home anymore.
      
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        Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        "not sure what it is that he lost "
        
        You said it, Carl.
        
        Really, what could Billy have lost? What did he have?
        
        My take is that his greatest mistake was to marry the hag. The woman was after money from the beginning (her bio says that much, e.g that her father did not agree to the marriage b/c "politicians are not good prospects for wealth generation").
        
        So she made up for it after they got out of the WH, taking treasures with them. Then they set up the Clinton Foundation to capitalize on their connections.
        
        It this game, Bill looks like he was used for his presidential status. The driver has always been the hag.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Same for obobo perhaps...
        
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        Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Yes, I agree.
        
        "Cherchez la femme" as the French say.
        
        Poor Prince Harry has been the latest example by the artful Merkle.
        
        Well, some man need a female manager, there are plenty of examples of it in history and everyday life.
        
        You can spot those men when they are referring to their wives in the second sentence in a conversation. That is the point when I say "I have to say hello to my other guests"...
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        We have a few here at Hospice...it's not me and I don't understand it.
        I could use more support for what I do, for my writing, my building, creating...but that's ok, I live not for others but for myself and what ever is in my best interest.
        However, I do take care of my wife, it would be nice though, to know I am appreciated, but regardless, I will continue to create because it makes me happy.
        
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        Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Support is fine, and it is needed between people who committed to each other.
        
        What I am referring to is men who escape by using their wives as an excuse. It is a nonstarter in a conversation. I am not interested what the wife says or does when I am having a conversation with a man. Why inject in the second sentence that he is married? I never referred to my husband when in a party. They should stick a post on their chest: "Hi, my name is Jack and I have a wife".
        
        I think it is American thing. You don't see it in Europe.
        
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Posted by Crazyhermitdogwoman 4 years, 2 months ago

These are great, Carl ! Thanks! Have snagged a bunch of them =D

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Open Source...
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago

First I was shut down by facebook and then my memes were raided!...just so I could brings these memes to you...

Who Loves you baby...

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  Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
  
  Are you being sarcastic or is it real....e.g. that you posted on FB?
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    Just following the memes...never posted on FB...
    
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
    
    PS...what do you think of this weeks editing, (grouping of memes) I tried to put what funny truisms I collected this week, in places they memed the most.
    I got lucky on content that related to this weeks memes.
    
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      Posted by exceller 4 years, 2 months ago
      
      All the best grades for you...it was well done.
      
      We can always count on your talent, Carl.
      
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 4 years, 2 months ago
        
        Thanks.
        
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