Feds ban school’s beloved "pink cookie"

Posted by Snoogoo 9 years, 9 months ago to Government
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Add this to the list of "banned" things, along with fun and momentary happiness.


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  • Posted by $ johnrobert2 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Cream pies (preferably in the face), ice cream, pudding (I love tapioca). That sort of thing. Or you could take it in another direction and say it was a swamp!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    gasp! Yes they do too!.. raisins belong in everything...bread, yogurt (with almonds), oatmeal, chocolate, bananas.... yum. I'm reevaluating our friendship.
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  • Posted by $ winterwind 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    cottage cheese?!? are you kidding? have you ever actually seen a cottage? they...never mind.

    well, if you put it on the side with its own pineapple, ok.
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  • Posted by $ winterwind 9 years, 9 months ago
    the Wizard told me to add that one. Although it is true, we do both like it. with and without pineapple.
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  • Posted by $ winterwind 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In a truly free society, one would be able to choose to eat raisins in cookies, spice cake, banana bread, carrot-and-raisin salad OR in a handful of raisins.
    or NOT, as he chooses.
    Sheesh! We have to have a meeting of honor to determine whether raisins should be allowed in cookies? When you're at the militia bake sale, just go to the next plate!
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    And half that hamburger ends up on the floor... tacos are difficult for small kids to eat...and those shells break easily. MESS.
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  • Posted by BaritoneGary 9 years, 9 months ago
    Just make sure that tacos remain on the menu, with all that lard and flour. We can't offend the Hispanic population and lose their vote!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You just gave me an idea. Obama is not just O as he is sometimes represented. Obama is also a PinkO. Not just any PinkO. A flaming PinkO!
    I've used this before elsewhere: O = 0.
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  • Posted by $ Mimi 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You gave me an idea. They should take our money and try to sell this great takeover of theirs like they sold Obamacare They should call the government subsidized meals, 'Pinkos’

    "O’s idea of what pink should look and taste like"
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 9 years, 9 months ago
    Let's just agree, Michelle Obama knows about as much about nutrition as Al Gore knows about science, and Obama knows about economics! The self-proclaimed experts never studied in their so-called field's of expertise. The kids were going hungry - AFTER the schools started following her guidelines. some opted out, but our good ole Ohio is a little slow on the uptake. They are thinking about reversing Common Core approval, but have not acted. They may think about legislation to stop UN Agenda 21, but still thinking on that one too, for over a year now.
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  • Posted by 9 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Exactly what I was thinking when I posted this article. It starts with the small things and creeps slowly like a gangrenous rot that eventually destroys everything in its path.
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