The UK On Verge Of Making Stabbings Go Away

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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By Jove, my dearest chaps and chapettes, rejoice for this splendid news! The UK shall soon implement an ingenious strategy to make their stabbing epidemic take a powder.
No, no, our swarms of Muslim friends and their religion of peace need not pack their camels to pilgrimage back to Mecca. .
Just check out the link and get ready to have your day made. Among other thing, by George.


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 2 months ago
    Why is it the Brits always sound like they are talking with their mouths full?
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  • Posted by Herb7734 5 years, 2 months ago
    British accent makes them seem smart. This idea shows how dumb they really are.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Smart would also be Muslims quietly playing "a religion of peace" numbers game or to "be fruitful and multiply," waiting for their population to increase to a majority before making any visible moves toward enforcing the tyranny against infidels instructed by the Koran..
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 5 years, 2 months ago
    "our swarms of Muslim friends and their religion of peace need not pack their camels to pilgrimage back to Mecca."
    If extremists were smart and they wanted to hire someone to do their bidding, they'd give people this language. Short of actually committing crimes, it's the best thing you can do to undermine the United States and support its enemies.
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  • Posted by KevinSchwinkendorf 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If someone really wants to kill you, they can do so with their bare hands, too. It's called "strangulation." But, if someone does try to strangle you, it's good to have a .357 magnum to stop them.
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  • Posted by KevinSchwinkendorf 5 years, 2 months ago
    I've heard that the British government also wants to license BB guns (air rifles). GOD I'm glad I was born in the United States!
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  • Posted by salta 5 years, 2 months ago
    The article was couple of weeks early, it should have appeared in April 1st.
    The UK Department of Knife Tracking really thinks that anyone who carries a knife as a weapon would actually carry a purchased GPS one. Obviously they would never think of making their own.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Great Scott, Peggy! Don't tell people that!
    Only 'ere in England, you could be charged wid aidin' and abettin'!
    Live in the USA? Blimey! We'll try n' extradite you!
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, only on a baby is it righteous to use a sharp weapon. Ask any Dem.
    After all, AOC says parasites such as us have no business making babies because the world is going to end.
    I mean, just reason it out. How can the world end if we keep making babies?
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Oih say--pip! pip!--let's put a GPS in every bloody bullet henceforth made.
    By George, that'll teach the Brit gun ban buckers!
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  • Posted by Peggy 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That was not the story. I understand the gps working to locate you. HOWEVER, if you stab someone, it is done in most instances before they know they have to find you. You lay the knife down, and get the heck out of dodge.
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  • Posted by Solver 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    When the time comes to confiscate all knives, they will know exactly where you are.
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  • Posted by Peggy 5 years, 2 months ago
    So tell me. How does a GPS eliminate a stabbing? This is a serious question. You see where the knife is located, by the time you get there, the deed is done. Right?
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 2 months ago
    The last place that I know about where there is little to use as a weapon is in the baby’s crib. I guess it is fairly obvious where the Ruling Class wants us all to be.
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  • Posted by exceller 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It is not an insult, just facts.

    I happen to love the Brits and had great times in London/England on both business and private trips.

    Their sense of humor is far more advanced than that of the Americans, also a fact.

    But their politicians are a different matter. When Churchill passed, the era of great statesmen died with him.

    Consider the miserations of May on Brexit. Is that how you handle the results of a referendum?
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    1959-1947= Me dino was 12 when Wikipedia says that Bobby Darin song came out.
    It was one of the first songs that caught my attention, though it wasn't the rock n' roll I fancied way back then.
    Just now learned that song has quite a history before that.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_th....
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 5 years, 2 months ago
    You can't tell me society isn't inclusive when this young man can make it to the top despite having the cognitive function of a half a moth. We're proud of you champ.
    1,441
    7:20 AM - Mar 14, 2019
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  • Posted by Blanco 5 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Please, let's not insult our British friends by comparing them to Dummycrats! Is this idea any worse than the daily dose of stupidity emanating from the mouth of AOC?
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