Government-By-Unicorn

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 11 months ago to Government
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Isn't it sugar dumpling sweet that we have all those happy to serve always getting reelected big government elite betters to always be there to take good care of us?
Haven't they have always been the magic unicorns of our diverse pursuits of happiness and prosperity?
Just ask um, um, um Barack Hussein Obama.
Remember, folks, that there is no government like our good government.
Why?
That's because no government like good government is always working for~YOU!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Especially through the heads of those who think they are entitled to be our Orwellian Animal Farm more than equal elite betters.
    Such as the installed Obamanation upper crust of the DOJ and the FBI.
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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 5 years, 11 months ago
    Government should help people succeed better by
    making, keeping, and enforcing laws against theft, fraud, and robbery, and other violations of the rights of man. But just try to get that through anybody's head.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 5 years, 11 months ago
    Our Florida Unicorn is Bill Nelson. 45 years in government but still not the longest sitting senator.His horn must be hidden, since he's never revealed it.. But that's how many look at the world, so the unicorn guy is right.Along with unicorns we have elves, trolls, fairies, and ogres. Most of them un-used.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 11 months ago
    “Unicorn” levels describe the fantasy of the swamp dweller at the correct grades of dream fever. However, the “reality” measures must be closer to cockroaches, rats, or rabid dogs.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You just caused me dino to think of something and what me dino thought of is this~
    A progressive would consider The Gulch to be a badthink colony.
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  • Posted by Solver 5 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    True. Until they start hunting parents down for trying to teach societies children badthink.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 5 years, 11 months ago
    According to the Munger scale from the article, I am somewhere around 0.5 unicorns out of 5, even though I want to be at 0 unicorns. America is at about 4 unicorns, maybe 4.5. Most of the rest of the world is right at 5 unicorns.

    I am not sure why, but after reading this article, I could not help but think of Galt's oath.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino won't be voting for career politician Richard Shelby any more.
    Should it come down to him and a Democrat I'll write in "Anyone out of The Swamp."
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