It's No Joke! Knife Control Comes To London!
You've all heard the What Next After Gun Control jokes.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
Heck, looking back, it was kinda Jurassic.
In the 50s no one in my schools worried about small pen knives like the one I would use in study hall next to the guy with his brown paper bag with his whiskey bottle.
Whoa! A new Hammer horror flick?
A Hammer with a hammer???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WO6_...
There is, shock horror, even a Philips head screw driver.
The blogger Andrew Bolt proposes a cause, if you read between the lines.
There are some hilarious and incisive comments.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/and...
During the Obamanation administration, a climate change denier was also a racist for going against anything that King Barry said. Just ask Jimmy Carter.
http://www.climatedepot.com/2014/09/2...
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...
“...crimes of denying climate change, adding too much salt and using the improper pronoun! How does the accused plea?”
Bravo! :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV...
I may want to use that in the future.
defense. In fact, even though the right to bear arms is in the Constitution, the fact of having to quibble over whether it applies only to a militia or also to individuals just shows the flagrant disrespect shown nowadays to a * natural, inborn right of man*. If the right to self-defense
does not exist, how could any other rights exist in the first place?
But this attitude is not new. I have seen it
from long ago, even when I was a child. Adults
telling children not to fight back when somebody
else makes aggression against them, with the
hypocritical admonition to go to someone in authority instead, which authority, when appealed to, just spouts a lot of blather (another word would describe it better, but there are restrictions about what one is supposed to put on the Internet); this being applied to fists, etc., it is no surprise when it is applied to guns when the child becomes an adult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA...
The killer now sits in some prison with his life ruined~and woefully aware that he got back at the wrong religion.
Some one recently said that the next to go will be all hands and feet...now how are ya gona eat your meat, so you can have your pudding???
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