Mean 'Ole Melania Blamed For Removing Dying Tree

Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago to News
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Here's another "fake news" expose! Who cares if the United States National Arboretum urgently recommends the removal of the one and only dying so-called "200-year-old" Jackson Magnolia for safety reasons. Me dino's calculator says a tree planted by Andrew Jackson during 1835 would be 182 years old, but a 200-year-old icon hypes way better.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, me says! Just wait one gawl-durn-rootin'-tootin' minute here, y'all!
President Andrew Jackson? The Tennessee plantation slave-owning Cherokee Trail of Tears Jackson whacks 'um that 'un?
Heck, the left already wants to pull down all the Andrew Jackson statues! Why not some stupid tree Jackson is also famous for?
Wouldn't that help erase the history of that loathsome cur? Ya know, the one who maybe saved the USA by winning the Battle of New Orleans against all odds.
Bet if that tree fell on some elite better libtard fancy pants, it would be all Melania's fault for not doing anything about removing it.
No, no, no! The heck with just the First Lady. It would all be Dump Trump's stupid fault! Yeah!

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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 6 years, 4 months ago
    I guess you can't really expect consistency from Leftists. Powerlusters want their way, their way, want you to give them their way.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Youse hear dat, Melania? Cough up dose terror state saplings or Mack da Hack gets contracted so he pulls da Islamophobic Race Card n' puts it in da news!
    Da Donnie gonna play hell Tweetin' ya out dat one, sister! Bwahaha! Yeah! Yeah! Da Donnie gonna play hell!
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Don't worry. This information will be buried by most of the Fake News Press. If saplings aren't given to Syria and Iran, Melania will be branded as anti Muslim.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    No fair! Melania is supposed to kill it! How is this information supposed to make everyone hate Trump?
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  • Posted by Snoogoo 6 years, 4 months ago
    Well the tree is still there, just the dead parts were removed.. It was an aggressive trimming.

    Surprisingly, NPR did a nice piece on this and reported on the facts. They also revealed that saplings of the tree have been given as symbolic gifts to friendly nations and there are saplings ready to replace this tree when it does finally go. So it will live on.
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  • Posted by term2 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I think that old line about how you can take the person out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the person is very true
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 6 years, 4 months ago
    Good summary, dino. You pretty much summed up everything. I'm waiting for the lamestream media to blame Trump for global warming, rainy days, and the common cold. Hell, if he cured cancer they'd be all over him for not curing some other disease...like liberalism.
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  • Posted by term2 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Melanie has class and represents the USA very well for a change. Donald sticks up for the USA and inspires us to make America great again.

    Obama was s petulant and arrogant brat
    And Michelle Obama reminded me of a ghetto backup singer for the Supremes girl band
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, the kind that comes with termites.
    As far as I'm concerned, King Barry was a termite.
    Now a Deep State termite, his primary target remains to be the foundations of this republic.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino thinks The Donald actually wants to make this country better.
    It felt good not to vote for the lesser of two evils for the first time since Reagan.
    Melania may not have expected him to win but I think she's coping pretty well if coping is an actual description of whatever she's experiencing.
    Must say she's easy to look at.
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  • Posted by term2 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    No wonder she doesn’t like political life -with good reason. Donald just doesn’t give a shit and I think actually wants to make the country better
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Those pathetic panties in a wad clueless little lost lib liars just can't stand that The Evil Hag had her entitled throne usurped.
    Like you, me dino also hopes those defaming dunderheads will keep up with their conniving crap..
    Not only does it backfire to leave them looking ridiculously inept, they give me dino material to post here in The Gulch.
    Must say this 'un was received well.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Either way, Mr. and Mrs. Trump are not to have happy outcomes in once upon a time story tellings.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Herb, you should be ashamed of yourself. It does not matter if you planted that tree. It's a part of the environment now.
    Your driveway, your house, your property, all your paid taxes and even you are not.
    I once read about someone being buried beside such a tree.
    It was discovered that a root invaded the coffin and absorbed the body~even assuming the body's shape for five or six feet or so.
    So there ya go.
    Now you know where you stand absorbed for a politically correct outcome.
    We are but parasites placed by ancient space aliens upon the face of the planet and deserve to be consumed by Mother Nature.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thanks for updating me on that battle's history.
    I can't help but wonder about the big WHAT IF if that invading army had won the battle and seized control of the Mississippi.
    Me dino DOES KNOW Napoleon was a big time handful for reading all of Bernard Cornwell's Richard Sharpe historical fiction novels several years ago~
    https://www.librarything.com/series/S...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Libs would love a History Eraser . The US Constitution would likely be their first target, probaly o be replaced by some kinda~ahem!~manifesto.
    As for where exumed remains would all be dumped, it would likely be a mass grave unmarked for "Field Of Infamy" topped off by concrete and placed under armed guard,
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 6 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "woo woo woo Warren"...LOL. You are correct. I'm am pretty sure that my marriage is the only one in the world that runs this smoothly. You know the media, though. If there's nothing there, they'll say she's unhappy. If she moves out of the White House, the reporters will soil themselves in glee. Wanna know about a dysfunctional marriage?...Bill and Hillary...
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  • Posted by NealS 6 years, 4 months ago
    I'm actually glad they (MSM) are keeping up the fake news, even some on the left are getting tired of it, and tired of taking blame. As long as they continue along this same path we'll be able to "Make America Great Again". Almost everyone by now knows that this story was tainted, but they don't even care as long as some believe in the nonsense. It's now a total fear of the MSM being exposed and for the governing class it's fear of losing their cushy jobs.

    The same goes for Trump's approval ratings, as long as they remain low, we know he is getting things accomplished.
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  • Posted by term2 6 years, 4 months ago
    They will do anything to annoy trump. It’s a shame.
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