Valerie Jarret praises Obama for Emmy nomination for Between Two Ferns

Posted by $ Mimi 9 years, 10 months ago to Politics
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Man, oh man. You can’t make this stuff up. An Emmy for a webcast because they featured O
Hollywood: Obama would you like an Emmy?
Obama: Sure. I am an actor.
Norwegian Nobel Committee: Obama, would you like a peace prize now before you achieve anything?
Obama: Sure. I’ll act surprised and deeply humbled
IRS: Obama, would you like us to audit your enemies?
Obama: Sure, but don’t let there be a smidgen of corruption
TSA: Obama, can we fly illegals without ID’s
Obama: Sure. The border is secure

AAARRRGGHHH.

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  • Posted by $ Mimi 9 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Beyonce: Obama would you like me to perform for your inauguration?
    Obama: Sure. You can even lip-sync. No reason to give it your best for the American people.

    I could gone on. It’s insanity.
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