Calculator Stories
ok, I have one for ya... an engineering friend was on his way to work. In the middle of the road, he noticed a calculator case. typical TI scientific calculator size (mid 80s). He stops, picks it up. Hoping to find a calculator. Instead it is perfectly stuffed with 10k in small bills. He sweats all day at work and comes home to an engineer and a working waitress english major. the bills are pulled and and counted. the word "shit" is flown around like no one has ever heard.....I am not telling the rest of the story. but...what's your calculator story?
Previous comments... You are currently on page 2.
That was cute, thanks!!! "I can add!"
Know what I remember from high school? Algebra teacher telling us "Sure, calculators are nifty (does anyone still use "nifty"??!!) but your slide role won't run out of batteries at the worst possible time". Never forgot it.
Of course, I envied the magnifying cursor on my friends, oh, what was that ugly yellow thing... Way fun (and easy) to use, but gads, how I hated that yellow color! Ick!!! I think it was a Pickett... Bleah.
Know what I remember better, tho? The watches (IIRC mine were usually Timexes) that had the same red LEDs in it - moonlighted during High School, and working at night they always just *worked*. They ate batteries like no ones business, tho - I got *very* adept at popping the back cover and sliding a new mercury cell in its place.
When the last one finally died I went through holy heck to find another. Never could... tho recently I saw one in an antique store. Felt really old then.
Oh... er... that was a MUCH OLDER friend who that happened to... I couldn't be that old... no way, no how...
Of course, that would be expecting the teacher to be somewhat expert in knowing the subject - or have enough common sense to figure it out.
Then again, it's a sign of the times when you're the only person in your office who has a desk calculator...
I always wondered what the Apollo 11 (or 13) astronauts would have done had that been the norm then. Well, we got the engineering wrong, you'll miss the moon (or earth) by a few thousand miles, and run out of air 2 days before your projected landing rather than have a 72 hour reserve, but you should be proud to know that, while our answers were wrong, we tried. Really really hard.
I also call it South Hudson Institute of Technology (Good ol' SHIT). It was a great school to be a grad from - emphasis on FROM. But that's part of the point. Over 4 yrs we lost 32%, far more than the fly-boys or squids.
I actually tried to get into AFA but with hay fever, couldn't pass the flight physical. I went to their SERE school during one summer training and have a family friend's daughter who just graduated this past May. Glad that I didn't get in. I much prefer Hudson High - more tradition, history, discipline, and even architecture.
I once had a favorite scientific calculator. In fact, I just checked my desk drawer and still have it. It is a Sharp model EL-509A. It hasn't worked in years, but for some reason I haven't thrown it away. Before I had CNC machines and CAD-CAM computer systems it was an amazing time saver for me since I did so much trigonometry. Well I remember the beginning of the end for it. I had it sitting on top of a lathe I was running and it got knocked off the headstock and landed on the spinning chuck. It danced repeatedly into the sky with every rotating chuck jaw for what seemed like an eternity, but I'm sure was only a few seconds. It was beat up, still worked, but was never the same. It had rubber buttons and a reliable touch. They no longer made it and the replacement has had plastic buttons and just didn't have the same feel. It is true that "they just don't make 'em like they used to."
Regards,
O.A.
Aren't there any old guys out there? (What girl would admit to being old)?
The pinnacle of calculator-dom is the HP-41C (Continuous memory, programmable). Accessries include a magnetic card reader and pre-programmed plug-in modules). HP-41s are INDESTRUCTIBLE, almost. The display on mine is turning black at the ends but it should last a few more decades.
RPN (Reverse Polish Notation!).
Enter a number and it automatically clears the registers. Enter another number, THEN select what you want to do with it (Add, subtract, multiply, divide, square, raise to a power and so on). Parentheses aren't needed, just keep on truckin'. The interim result is always shown until finally, you're all done.
Scads of storage registers can save anything you like, such as a list of cars and the MPG each delivers.
My HP-41 is not for sale. Where can I get a good deal on a spare?
Load more comments...