Cambridge Professor: Netflix Ruining Sex Lives

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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Blaming Netflix? really??? Hey Professor, there is such a thing as "pause" and archived content.
It's more likely that things are so unstable, so unpredictable that people are actually worried about the future...think maybe that plays a role on sexual appetite?

what ya think...what's your excuse?


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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    He hilariously misses all the other circumstances, possible reasons, if true and common sense.

    I've thought about this, between laughing, and have come to the concussion that he was thinking in his head and may not even have a connection to a mind...just another stupid liberal.
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  • Posted by $ jdg 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Probably not true, but funny.

    Johnny Carson's idea makes more sense to me. In extreme heat with no air conditioning, it's hard to get in the mood.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
    Where in thhe hell does the professor come up with this nonsense? He either has too much time on his hands or he has to publish or perish. Netflix circumvents the most powerful physical urge in the naked ape? This man must be an emasculate. He limits sexual persons to age 64. What a fool. My wife and I cuddle up in front of the 32" TV and hit Netflix to catch up on the latest 2 or 3 episodes of "Grace and Franki" or "Arrow" or "Daredevil." After which we happily trot off to bed and then -- none of your business. By the way, we're 82 and 81. This jerk is full of frijoles.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I remember my Dad once showed me a playboy centerfold in a small village store while on vacation.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    This old dino parent X3 does not need any stinking advisement.
    Some kid then my age showed me his big brother's naked lady magazine only 60+ years ago.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Good point about the shows on netflix...the professors commentary is kinda surprising because the English were always a bit "Kinky"...maybe that's evolved into a form of non-participation due to feminism or something...don't want to know what they do instead...wish I could unthink that.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm so disappointed they cancelled Marco Polo on Netflix. There was a good deal of gratuitous sex and violence.. clearly improving at least two peoples sex lives...
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  • Posted by jimjamesjames 7 years, 11 months ago
    Maybe we should thank Netflix for keeping population down. On the other hand, Johnny Carson -- many years ago -- said he thought the reason population was going up was due to air conditioning and wall-to-wall carpet.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 11 months ago
    I view Netflix DVDs and you'd think just the opposite.
    Sheer curiosity led to my Netflix latest (completely outrageous) "Team America: World Police."
    Beyond outrageous was a sex scene between two puppets. Following is the cleaned-up trailer
    lacking a patriotic theme song filled with the f-word.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBX4...
    Before that I saw "The Homesman" that had sex scenes.
    Before that I saw "Infamous" about the gay Truman Capote.;
    Before that there were rape scenes in "Sansho the Bailiff."
    Netflix can at least keep people thinking about sex.
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  • Posted by term2 7 years, 11 months ago
    I think that a lot of professors, including this one, should be fired. They are useless and do things that dont need to be done and shouldnt be paid for
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  • Posted by Temlakos 7 years, 11 months ago
    He might as well blame anything that brings information into the home.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 7 years, 11 months ago
    I can't help it...

    What is clear here is that Netflix is more interesting than sex with a bad-toothed, big eared Brit. Bad food and ugly women is why they tried to conquer the world. "They" being the ugly men.

    Sorry in advance, but i couldn't help it.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I thumbed up the post. Apparently someone didn't see the humor. Have a great evening put the binge Galt's gulching aside for a bit to keep the statistics.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 11 months ago
    That is about as scientific as me blaming him for the no reasoning myopic altruistic populace.
    Wait........ I take that back.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 11 months ago
    What about, dumb phones, facebook, twitter...hell, he never even mentioned HBO or late night TV.
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