Hare-Brained: USDA Reportedly Orders Children’s Magician to Produce ‘Disaster Plan’ for His…Rabbit | Video | TheBlaze.com

Posted by ssnyh 10 years, 10 months ago to Entertainment
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There, you have it. Magic may only exist if it's sanctioned by the state.

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  • Posted by khalling 10 years, 10 months ago
    if the disaster plan includes the hat, he might be forced to reveal trade secrets. Why the USDA? seems more of a FEMA thing. Maybe DHS or DHHS. Definitely not EPA or OSHA.but maybe FWS. I don't think the FBI unless their was foul play suspected in the disappearance of the rabbit during a disaster. but maybe the FDA? no probably not.
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  • Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 10 months ago
    Since Washington has perfected the magician's art of misdirection, this would be a natural next step.

    Who better to monitor the acts of other 'slight of handers'? (United States Decoy Agency)
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  • Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 10 years, 10 months ago
    Maybe USDA has a huge bonus for the person who come up with the most inane regulation of the year.
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