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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 8 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What Sergeants used to say when encouraging troops which would leave them "crying like a rat eating onions." Turns out thanks to Jan scientific test proved the real deal rats are not affected by onions. However the human kind .....depends on the onion. Walla Walla Sweets you can eat like candy. Same thing back east by Europe somewhere - maybe Georgia they have a different name.
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 8 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    No I was thinking about the geek programmer and the blonde. She caught him looking and drooling and he was embarrassed. She said, "I think that's complimentary so for that and $100 I'll do anything you ask for in three words."
    Pause....
    "Paint My House?"
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  • Posted by johnpe1 8 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    clean bar jokes? . like, did you hear the one about the two
    drunks who both wanted to clean the bar? . or the two lawyers? -- j
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 8 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I knew I wasn't going to get away with that!!!! DRAT!!! First my favorite rats and onions line now this. Might as well go back to clean bar jokes.
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  • Posted by RevJay4 8 years, 6 months ago
    More "Shane" employees are needed at WalMart. To lighten the mood, as long as they do their job as well as entertain.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 8 years, 6 months ago
    I wonder if that is the same 'Shane' that worked for me many years ago. He was always the main subject of what not to do in my daily voice messages to my team.
    SHANE! became the new, "A.L.V.I.N!!!" in our own chipmunk world.
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  • Posted by johnpe1 8 years, 6 months ago
    Shane must be a Mensa missionary in disguise -- how many
    frogs can dance on a lily pad? . depends on the LP. -- j
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  • Posted by $ jlc 8 years, 6 months ago
    Swinecraft: Ham sold as a building material.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Gasp!

    Jan
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 8 years, 6 months ago
    Sounds like a relative of Frederick 'Froggy' T. Gremlin III or a retirement job.
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