Sagging our pants and Stretching our laws

Posted by GMudd 11 years, 1 month ago to Government
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I found out about this one on the radio this morning while driving to work. I know that this subject may bring up a bit of controversy because most of us do not want to see what your undergarments or your derriere look like when walking down the street or strolling in the mall. However, where do we draw the line?
At what point does the government have the RIGHT to tell us how to dress? I say this one definitely crosses the line!
As Evelyn Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" the same stands true for me in this situation. The individuals who do this "sagging" are entitled to dress as sloppy as they please, as long as they are "dressed". (I wont stand for the extended version of the plumber's crack, you are exposed dear sir and madam if your cheeks are flapping in the wind in public)
I am just afraid because so many of my "friends" have said "about time they did something about that, it looks terrible", Sorry but I for one am not ready for the fashion police! Are you?


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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Shoot them like spit wads. I would have no qualms àbout it, either. I mean really, you put that out there, you get what you deserve.... Lol!! "Stop rhyming, I mean it!", " Anybody want a peanut?"....
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    The beer is excuse not reason. It is also good if buttboy is also primed... You want to laugh. You don't want a man with a hammer in his hands too upset. After all they kill more people than rifles...
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    I do believe you mean the bosom. NMA. LS are too funny. Now about that tongue... I think you ladies tempt the Benjamin Franklin in me... I must say, I find difficulty forming words at the moment... LOL
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    I'd throw a peanut..probably several...rapid-fire, hoping one would stick. It's true... I'd do it. And I wouldn't need the beer either.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    No kidding! And do you know how hungry I'd have to be for me to see finding a peanut as a "reward"??!
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Okay, so you are taking a break from helping a friend build a deck. You are eating peanuts and you are drinking beer, several beers. He is still bent over hammering nails and he still needs your help... The thought occurs to you while "that" is staring back at you. What do you do?
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  • Posted by khalling 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    yea, but then the ladies might never learn the useful trick of "fishing" with their tongue. you have to practice. lots of discipline required
    but the peanut is a reward
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Duh..typo. not "I"... YOU.. might want to run fast... I don't play the shoot peanuts in the crack....OA does.
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 1 month ago
    I saw a commercial for pants from Duluth Trading Co. that are plumbers pants, designed with a higher back waistband. "No more plumber's butt"! Lol!

    The govt can just keep their laws out of my pants, thank you very much!
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