India Officials: Tree Obama Planted Isn’t Dead, Just Looks Dead

Posted by Eudaimonia 9 years, 2 months ago to Politics

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Sometimes, the satire just writes itself...

SOURCE URL: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/02/20/india-officials-tree-obama-planted-isnt-dead-just-looks-dead/

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Posted by Susanne 9 years, 2 months ago

Maybe it has something to do with who was holding it... Probably sucking the life out of it...

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  Posted by H2ungar123 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  HE should have been planted instead of the tree!!
  
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    Posted by allosaur 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    Old dino has a sick and twisted mind.
    I just imagined skinny Barry planted up to his knobby knees in need of Renaissance fig leaf.
    
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      Posted by Robbie53024 9 years, 2 months ago
      
      To paraphrase a good buddy of mine, "sick and twisted is, as sick and twisted does."
      
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      Posted by Your_Name_Goes_Here 9 years, 2 months ago
      
      No doubt a small fig leaf at that. But I digress...
      
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        Posted by allosaur 9 years, 2 months ago
        
        LOL! Not much need due to missing a pair.
        
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        Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
        
        A++
        
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Posted by woodlema 9 years, 2 months ago

Hrm...

The tree is not dead, it just looks dead.

If you like your doctor you can keep him..

If you like your healthcare you can keep it.

The Economy is getting better...

We have knocked Terrorism on its heals.

Look Yemen is doing well since we left.

Seems everything Obama touches dies...I guess our country is next, if it is not already in it's death throws.

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Posted by Your_Name_Goes_Here 9 years, 2 months ago

I couldn't help but think about this classic scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I read the headline: http://youtu.be/UPatfgoNBRo

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  Posted by jbrenner 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  Bring out your dead!
  
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    Posted by Robbie53024 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    While sacrilegious, still damn funny.
    
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    Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    He's not dead yet!!
    
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Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 2 months ago

With the latest Obama Regime blunder, the tax form idiocy, many think that like the ficus tree, he has finally killed off his credibility as a competent leader. Don't be fooled. Like the tree, there's still life in the S.O.B. yet.

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  Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  Would that be Swell Old Boy? ;-)
  Sorry, that was cruel.
  
  His credibility will remain as it is with the liberals, most blacks and the straight ticket voters. There could be eye witness accounts and film of him beheading a Christian and these same people would deny it with a trickle down their pants leg.
  
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    Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    Interesting read on the O-man by Dr. Jack Wheeler.
    
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/w...
    
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Posted by freedomforall 9 years, 2 months ago

And what is that old saying about a wet dream?

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  Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  I dunno. I'm so old I'm not sure what you're talking about.
  
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Posted by JCLanier 9 years, 2 months ago

Maybe he should have given the Indians a billion dollars to fertilize it- then it might have flowered!!
Anyway, from the photo it looks like someone is giving "O" a kick in the a... To bad it took a foreigner to have the courage.

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Posted by johnpe1 9 years, 2 months ago

total non-sequitur:::

wanna put this one in the "best of" ... ?

Dr. Gruber is proof that some turds float. -- j

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Posted by johnpe1 9 years, 2 months ago

I just wish that the Supreme Court would step up
and realize that Ocare is just as dead as it should be. -- j

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Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 2 months ago

Maybe it is just sleeping.

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  Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  It knows if it looks to alive and pretty Joe will show up and grope it from behind. It's a defense mechanism...playing dead.
  
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    Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    Creepy Joe, this buds for you.
    My brother said it's another ObamaCare failure.
    
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Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago

I must ask a question that has nothing to this discussion but is bothering me greatly. I'll offer my apologies in advance for flying off the Rearden track.

On the right side of the page there is a list of names of members and lurkers etc. with numbers following. Can anyone tell me what this if for? Is there a contest going on that I'm not privy to?

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  Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 2 months ago
  
  That's their point totals. Whenever you leave a comment or make a post it can be voted on...that's where the number comes from.
  
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    Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
    
    Thank you good sir/madam
    
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      Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
      
      Are these points used/good for anything?
      
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        Posted by eddieh 9 years, 2 months ago
        
        I would say these points are there to show how active you are in the gulch and how well you fit in.
        
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        Posted by Robbie53024 9 years, 2 months ago
        
        No.
        
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        Posted by sumitch 9 years, 2 months ago
        
        The story of my life.
        
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